First we had the guy who stole everything under the letter o on the mad hunt for Oxycodone, and now we have Jacob Collins who managed to get oxy, but what he got was Oxybutynin, a drug used to treat overactive bladder. Hahahahahahahahahha!
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The Geezer’s Health Is Improving
Wow, I’ve got updates all over the place. Remember the bank robber on oxygen? Well, he appears to be getting better! This time, there was no oxygen tank, just a hat on his head. He has apparently robbed 7 banks now, and I guess he hasn’t had the oxygen for a little bit, because this …
Caught By Their Ankles
If only Michael Mowry and Jethra Guzman had learned from Nathaniel Johnson, They would have taken their ankle monitors off before committing a string of burglaries. Now they’re going to have a hard time saying they didn’t do it.
That Was An Easy Catch
Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
Oh, What A Feeling, I’m Fallin’ From The Ceiling
This guy really took the old expression “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to heart. He broke into a drug warehouse of some kind, but then he heard sirens coming. This wasn’t good, he thought, and he must escape. So, he climbed into the ceiling…but it wasn’t strong enough to hold him, …
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I’m Telling!
Here’s another one who’s not meant for a life of crime. An unnamed teen came into a convenience store and walked to the counter with some items. He then somehow got behind the counter and behind the clerk, intending to sneak up behind him and put a kitchen knife to the clerk’s neck. The clerk …
Would That Be For Here, Or To Go…To Jail?
Here comes another case of dumbasses calling a place and ordering them to have money because they’re coming to rob the joint. We’ve talked about this before. This one’s especially dumb because Albert Bailey, the dude who was supposedly the brains of this latest outfit, was on probation after robbing somewhere else. So…he should have …
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Something Tells Me He Won’t Be Getting Contracts
For christ’s sake, if you’re going to rob a bar, at least give it some time between drinking at said bar and coming back with a gun. Don’t have a night of fun, walk out the door with a woman, and come back in just a few minutes later with a rifle and demands for …
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His Space Will Be A Jail Cell
Wow. Looks like we have another Jonathan G. Parker. That’s three of them in under a year! This unnamed boy broke into a furniture store’s office, stole some things, then got on the computer, looked at some porn, then logged into his MySpace and listed the items he was planning to walk off with. It …
The Only Snorting People Will Be Doing Will Be Caused By Laughter
I think someone was trying to send this German guy a message that he was not meant to do drugs. He was getting drugs all ready to snort, and was using the roof of a car. He didn’t realize that the car he was using was an unmarked police car, and the cops using the …
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