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I think someone was trying to send this German guy a message that he was not meant to do drugs. He was getting drugs all ready to snort, and was using the roof of a car. He didn’t realize that the car he was using was an unmarked police car, and the cops using the …
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We’ve said before that paying for crack with a credit card is not a good idea. Now, we found out about someone who thought paying with Monopoly money would be a swell plan. Funny I should say “swell.” It sounds like he’ll have quite a few bumps on his head from the beating he received …
You know, if your name is Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, and you’ve got a stash of pot in your car, it’s not a good idea to write “Rebekah’s pot” on the box containing said pot stash. This is especially bad when you’re being pulled over for drinking and driving and they find your pot.
If only all burglars were so easy to catch. Travis James Neeley tried to break into someone’s car, but a neighbour saw what he was about to do and told the car’s owners. They kept him locked in the car. How did they do this? Every time Neeley tried to open the door to get …
Here’s a little tip. When you steal scratch tickets from a store, if you happen to steal a winner, don’t go back to the same store you stole from to claim your prize, ok? This is too late for Allen Nguyen, but maybe it’ll help someone else.
Hey Andrew Bawden, if you ever manage to get out of jail again, I have two tips for ya. Don’t start burglarizing an hour after being bailed out, and put your charge sheet and interrogation DVD in a place where they can’t fall out at various crime scenes. Thanks to those two big clues you …
Now there’s a butt call. Two kids decided to burglarize a house. But one of them inadvertently dialed 911 during the robbery. They never say if the call was a butt-call or what. Either way, a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old got caught with the loot. I wonder why they gave the 13-year-old’s name in the …
Wow, what a whole lot of needless and ultimately fruitless effort went intothis. Police were told the man, 27, entered the Lusty Lady through the front door backwards and entered stall No. 7. Police said he climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper “was startled when …
Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one. The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then …
Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …
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