Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Way to go Michael Anthony Randall Jr. Way to create a lasting reminder of the day you were a dipshit. I guess Randall decided to rob a store. He had a gun in his coveralls, but when he pulled it out, he shot himself in the ankle by accident! Then he hobbled over to a …
Continue reading “If He Continues On His Crime Spree, He Won’t Have A Leg To Stand On In Court”
I saw this story before I left, but my brain was too scuttled. Then I meant to get the story up yesterday, but I couldn’t remember where I saw it, and google wasn’t helping me out. Alright, first we need a theme song. Ah, now the tone is set. Our main character, Hector Quinones, was …
Francis Viliar really didn’t want to get caught. He paid someone $400 to cut his fingers from knuckle to tip so his fingerprints would be unreadable. Too bad it didn’t work. That has gotta suck, after going through all that effort and pain, and for nothing. Not that I feel sorry for him, though.
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
Next time you want to rob a place, don’t do what Michael Clough did. If you are using a veil as a disguise, make sure it’s not see-through, and don’t live really close to the place you robbed. It would also be good if you’re not well-known to police, so when they see through your …
Continue reading “They’ll See Right Through Your Thin Disguise Alright”
Jason Zacchi had to be on something if he thought robbing the Wendy’s where his mom worked would be a good plan. Not only did mommy dearest recognize him, and his girlfriend who was an ex employee, but where did they go after the robbery? Back to his house…which he shared with his mom. So, …
Continue reading “Family Gatherings Are Going To Be Awkward Now…”
Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case… If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you: Be drunk at the time. Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on. Try to balance the tree …
Continue reading “Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Beautiful Your…Handlebars?”
Hey there, gang of four bank robbers. It’s good to leave the bank with the money, but your keys also need to come out of the bank with you. If not, well, it’ll be a short trip to jail.
Hey there James Ronald Condren. If you’re going to say that your brother made all the false bomb threats for which you’re being tried, it’s probably not a good idea to make another false bomb threat right there.
I have to tell a little story. I wonder if the guy in the story happens to be Anthony Korazco and since this story happened, he had since relocated to Brownsville, Texas. One night, Steve came down to meet a friend of ours outside the apartment building. While waiting for the cab, a guy came …