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Oh boy, we have another wolfname. This guy tried to insist that he was not David McKay, he was Matthew McKay. When asked to spell Matthew, he couldn’t. Oh, and he also had the same tattoos as David was known to have on his hand and shoulder. When they were processing him, they found another …
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When you’ve just had the gun you were using to hold up the Pizza Hut wrestled away from you, sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking doing something so stupid is a much better thing to say thanthis gun isn’t mine, can I please have it back? I’ll leave if you give it …
How does an old dude on oxygen manage to rob a bank and get away? And they never mentioned a getaway vehicle. He just handed the teller a note, they gave him money, and he walked out of the bank. What the?
I can’t decide what is worse. Is it walking around in a suit covered in shit, or plucking out your own eyes and eating them, or eating the contents of your colostomy bag? *gag!* But that’s exactly what James Orr did. Apparently he did this to try and show the judge he was mentally incompetent. …
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Hey there Matthew Don Reed. Here’s a tip. the governor would not be caught dead writing a letter to a job applicant that read: It’s nice to have you as an employee of West Virginia,. Your super (boss) Matt talk a lot of thangs about you. I hope you stay with us a long time. …
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
Wow, another case of someone stealing something way too big to get away with stealing. This time, it was the statue of Cal Ripken Jr.’s No. 8. At least these guys had an easier time extricating the statue than our chili-swiping fools from yesterday, and they had something big enough to transport the statue, but…did …
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I could never be a criminal. There’s something about having to send the logical, common sense part of my brain on a permanent vacation that just screams no. For instance, why, if you and your buddies have just managed to rob a couple of people and get away with it, would it then be necessary …
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I think all of these people should stay in school for longer hours. they’re obviously not getting basic things like physics and logic. Because their friend was eyeing up the giant chili pepper bolted to the roof of a Chili’s restaurant, they thought they’d get it for him. Yup, they thought they would use a …
Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …