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I think I agree with chuck Shepherd of News of the Weird’s assessment that Hell’s totally waiting for Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez. Uh-huh, and I think there’s also a place for him if there ever is a fail hall of fame. Should we create it in honour of William Topaz McGonagall? Anyway, I digress. Let us place …
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I couldn’t find much to post, so I went back and found the story of this dumbass robbing a store in full view of security cameras. It’s not the fact that he robbed a music store in front of 8 security cameras that made me want to put it up, although that’s pretty stupid. It’s …
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Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief. I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else. Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out …
A man walked into a Jersey City gas station to rob them. But the weirdest part about the story was what he walked in armed with. He had a gun in one hand and a potato in the other. A potato? Apparently a police officer says he may have seen movie scenes where a potato …
Is this the type of guy who doesn’t follow instructions well? Does he buy a piece of furniture with numbered pieces and then just grab random pieces and try to put them together? I would imagine so, since he can’t get three steps in order. The three steps were supposed to be rob armoured vehicle. …
The story of Willie Jeter, who stole an expensive watch from courthouse x-ray scanners amid a whole pack of sheriff’s deputies and surveillance cameras while on trial for cocaine-related charges reminds me of that old story of Jessica Cohen, who stole a cellphone from a public defender’s office. Why did she come there? To get …
These two dorks should have learned from this dork that if you rob a gas station, check your own fuel gauge. There were two of ’em and neither of ’em noticed. About a mile from the station, put put splutter splutter cough stop. Then they were arrested. I never thought I’d see two gas station …
I’m dying to know how bad Gregory McCalium looks. the description says he looks like he’d been in a car accident when by the sounds of it, all he took was a couple of punches…well…a couple of punches from a retired boxer. Here’s a lesson for dear old Gregory. Even if you break into the …
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I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …
Mark Brittenmust have been taking notes when thestory of that guy who beat up the self-checkout machine at Home Depot after he pushed the Spanish button by accidentcame out a couple years ago. Britten was sentenced in Nottingham Crown Court to a 12 month community order and ordered to pay £200 towards his own prosecution …
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