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Mark Brittenmust have been taking notes when thestory of that guy who beat up the self-checkout machine at Home Depot after he pushed the Spanish button by accidentcame out a couple years ago. Britten was sentenced in Nottingham Crown Court to a 12 month community order and ordered to pay £200 towards his own prosecution …
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We’ve talked about people trying to claim other people’s social security after the other person crokes, but in order for us to talk about them, usually they bring the corpse in. This time, the guy actually impersonated his mother for years after she died, dressing in drag, wearing a wig, using a cane, and being …
Note to potential robbers: Before selecting the place to rob, figure out what it is. for example, the Black Diamond Equipment Company does not deal in diamonds. It looks like he got a pretty good haul anyway, unfortunately for the black Diamond Equipment Company.
Victor Delfi was not meant to be a bank robber. He even apologized before he left the bank. But the big sign that he wasn’t cut out for this was his choice to deposit the dye-stained cash in his personal bank account. that didn’t go so well. I’m amazed he managed to deposit some of …
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John Steven Szwalla is a strange individual. he decided to rob a store. His weapon? A banana! He hid it under his shirt and made it look like a gun. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong guy to rob, because he was swiftly grabbed and held down by the store’s owner and another patron, and the …
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I’m not sure why anyone would call a taxi and use it as a getaway car, but years of tracking the depths of human stupidity has taught me that some people do. So as a helpful tip for these master criminals, I offer the following suggestion. When leaving the scene of your heist, try your …
It’s generally considered good form not to record yourselves committing a crime and posting the results on YouTube, but if for whatever reason you absolutely must do such a thing, keep in mind that it is also considered good form not to repeatedly show your faces to the camera and then add credits complete with …
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Ow, oo, ee. Jason Durant probably won’t be robbing banks for a long, long time. Although this isn’t the full story, this is the most vivid description of his, um, fate, that I can find. He robbed the bank, and started to make his way to his getaway vehicle when… he fell down a steep …
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Jason Leigh Markham, you must have been on some of the drugs related to those other charges to think that stealing shit from cars was a good way to get money for your legal fees. Now your legal fees just went up. How are you going to get the money to pay these ones? Don’t …
I’m a pretty smart guy I like to think, but I’m man enough to admit that taking my advice isn’t always the best idea. for example, when I saidmaking a quick getaway after a robbery wasn’t necessary and that you should have time to go for some food,I neglected to mention that I didn’t mean …