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This would have been really embarrassing. An alarm went off at a bank, so cops showed up. They saw what looked like a figure standing inside. The blinds were drawn so it was hard to see. They started yelling at the figure through bullhorns, then tried to phone inside. they sealed off the area and …
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Remember our masked, respirator-clad, decoy-recruiting armoured truck-robber? the one who I thought was pretty smart? Well, apparently he was a little too smart, conducting a test heist, when a homeless man saw him doing suspicious things and gave his license plate number to police. He now has a name, Anthony J. Curcio, a bunch of …
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>Note to Nicholas Greenly: The next time we decide to snatch an old woman’s purse, let’s try not to drop our phone at the scene of the crime, especially when there’s a fresh outgoing text message on it saying“I’m ready to grab some old lady’s purse”,ok?
Ok, so when stealing, don’t drive straight into a traffic jam, and when stealing a police truck,don’t drive it at a police officer directing traffic. I know you probably didn’t know it was *his* truck, but you’re stupid anyway.
Here’s a good tip. When selecting a getaway route, it’s best to avoid one that has been clogged by traffic because of a car accident. On top of the fact that you can’t really move that fast, those traffic jams usually have police in ’em. This quote makes me giggle. St. Louis County police officers …
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Hey there Jose M. Diaz Jr. Maybe when you’re locked up in the maximum security jail, why they felt the need to do that I don’t know, you should get your eyes checked. I mean, who slams into a glass door so hard that he cuts his head and then thwonks a concrete post in …
>Damn! Usually, we have stories of dumb criminals, but this one is brilliant! A guy decided to rob an armoured truck. I guess he thought a good disguise would be a dust mask, respirator, yellow vest, safety goggles and a blue shirt. But then he thought he’d be too obvious. So what did he do? …
It’s pretty cool when you get robbed and end up making a profit. I guess a dude came up and demanded money from another dude, forced it out of him, and then the victim tackled the robber and demanded his money back. The robber got so freaked that he gave the victim, who was now …
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Tattoo clue led police to thief A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down. Aarron Evans, 21, pleaded guilty at Bristol Magistrates’ Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city. The car …
Kern County thieves make it easy for authorities Easy seems to be understating things a tad, but I’ll cut that headline some slack since I can’t come up with a word to describe something that’s easier than easy. Five brain surgeons decided to rob the building that once housed the Homestead restaurant in the hamlet …
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