I heard this depressing Christmas song the other day, not the one I referenced in the title though, and I wasn’t going to post it, but it won’t leave me. lyrics are here. So…Christmas is nearly here. How did that happen. I feel like it snuck up on me. Whenever I ask anyone else, they …
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Christmas Carol Lyrics You Won’t Hear At The Mall
I saw this the other day and I wasn’t sure if I was going to post it. Then I was walking around the Christkindl Market and listening to carols, and my mind was converting them to these ones…so I decided it needed a spot. I guess this showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live last year. …
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Without Me, Bluegrass Style
I’m a big fan of rap songs being turned into other things (acoustic ballads are my favourite), so it was pretty hard not to enjoy this for it’s pure ridiculousness. Ladies and gentlemen, Marshall Mathers & His Saggy Bottom Boys! If I’m ever in a band again, I hope part of our show can be …
Finally, A Metallica Song I Enjoy!
That’s not quite true. there are a couple I don’t mind once in a while, but even though I can recognize that they are extremely talented and I have no really good reason for not liking them, I just don’t. Never have. And let me tell you, I had a handful of friends back in …
Behold The Commodordion
I like to think that I have my share of odd ideas, but then some guy comes along and makes an electronic accordion out of Commodore 64s and floppy discs and I realize that I’m pretty boring, actually.
Have A Super Spectacular Earworm
A few days ago, somebody posted a link to this mystery record from Mad Magazine. I guess it had eight different endings, and depending on how the needle hit the record, a different one would play. Apparently, some of them were really hard to trigger. Actually they posted this version where the beginning played again …
Ladies And Gentlemen, Boris Johnson And The Beastlie Boys
Another solid piece of editing that I’m posting even though the story is old. But at the rate Britain is going through Prime Ministers…
Happy Early Birthday
Sounds like Gill had a pretty good birthday. By the way, here’s a fun fact for you. I have actually played in a band that included Al Connelly, the guitarist for Glass Tiger, and Atilla Turi, one of the drummers from The Kings. A buddy of mine was friendly with the singer in a cover …
By The Time I Get A Kleenex…
After I went home for Thanksgiving and saw some of my nephews, I got thinking about stuff I used to think as a kid. Then the song “By the Time I get to Phoenix” floated through my head. One radio DJ called it “By the time I get a kleenex.” When I first heard that …
The Mesothelioma Can-Can
All lawyer commercials should be required by law to sound like this.