Christmas Is Interesting

I heard this depressing Christmas song the other day, not the one I referenced in the title though, and I wasn’t going to post it, but it won’t leave me. lyrics are here. So…Christmas is nearly here. How did that happen. I feel like it snuck up on me. Whenever I ask anyone else, they …

Christmas Carol Lyrics You Won’t Hear At The Mall

I saw this the other day and I wasn’t sure if I was going to post it. Then I was walking around the Christkindl Market and listening to carols, and my mind was converting them to these ones…so I decided it needed a spot. I guess this showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live last year. …

Have A Super Spectacular Earworm

A few days ago, somebody posted a link to this mystery record from Mad Magazine. I guess it had eight different endings, and depending on how the needle hit the record, a different one would play. Apparently, some of them were really hard to trigger. Actually they posted this version where the beginning played again …