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This is very sad especially since she sounds like such a lovely person, but I can’t lie to you people. Even in my older, mellower state, someone named Rohloff…well…rolling off is still going to get a laugh and a post out of me. By the time Grace Rohloff reached the top of Half Dome, smiling …
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Update: Kelly has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor indecent exposure. Original: I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just …
File this one under close enough. Sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison last year for the attempted rape of a boy under the age of 13 was Kristian Annus. Not sure how he wound up looking the way he does in this mug shot, but you kind of hope it was a …
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I’m not going to sit here and tell you that naming a baby is easy. Whatever you settle on, you, and more importantly the kid, are wearing it forever. Clearly, it’s a choice that you’re going to want to get right. And yeah, sometimes it’s nice to have a little help. But if you ever …
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A substitute teacher from of all places, Nutley, New Jersey, is facing several charges after he is alleged to have been twice caught teaching anatomy when he was supposed to be teaching things that were not that. Charging documents do not say how many students were in the room during the Feb. 1 incident, or …
I enjoyed this video. I hope it played at Boris Johnson’s goodbye party, if he had one. He probably did. He seems fond of parties. Aside: I know enough about British politics to understand that part of the reason for Johnson’s resignation was that he lied about his awareness of allegations against an MP that …
I would ask what kind of person would try drinking hand sanitizer to beat a breath test, but I think most of us know the answer. And if a few of us don’t, the circumstances will explain everything. Also, her last name seems appropriate. Nutter, from Beverley, admitted drink-driving and using a vehicle likely to …
Story is months old, but no way I’m passing up the chance to inform you all that the school board in a place called Killingly decided not to host a COVID vaccination clinic at a school there. The Killingly Board of Education shot down a proposition to host a voluntary vaccination clinic on school grounds …
Facing two charges of attempted murder after setting a tent on fire with two people inside of it is Robert Burn. The incident occurred about 4:30 p.m. at a drainage area near The Oaks shopping mall, Ventura County sheriff’s Sgt. Tim Lohman told KTLA. The man, identified as 34-year-old Robert Burn, apparently had a disagreement …
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Let’s get the good news out of the way first. Samson Hardridge is a pretty cool name. Unfortunately, the “Hard” part looks like it may be a little too on the nose. According to the complaint, Friday’s incident began when passenger Samson Hardridge, 33, of Lancaster, Calif., got up during the flight to use the …
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