God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
Category Archives: names
A Trusting Soul
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
>I’m Getting Mixed Messages From The Name
>Oh my god. First we heard of guys named Lynn, then there was that woman named Kyle, and now I’ve met a guy named Gail! Guy? Gail? Yup! On a couple of lists I was on, I’d keep seeing emails from “Gail the U.S. male”. For a while, I didn’t check the spelling of male, …
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How Appropriate
A guy by the name of Phillip Toledano has put together a book full of photos of and stories aboutphone sex operators. It sounds like an interesting concept, but to be honest, once I saw that this book all about people who get other people off over the telephone for a living was being published …
Why Can’t We BE Friends?
Jesus, what’s with people fighting at weddings? It all started with a missing camera and ended up with 100 people fighting, 30 police on scene, 2 people stabbed and one guy punched in the face, and 3 arrests. Holy shit. Can’t we all just get along? Smacking the piss out of each other won’t make …
The Town Of What?
I’m surprised this town didn’t make it into the towns mentioned in Steve’s worst town names post. I was looking at the Greyhound site, and stumbled on something that made me do a double take. Among the places in Ontario that the big grey dog stops is a town called Swastika! Noooo! Yup! Still don’t …
You Win Some, You Lose Some
There is nothing wrong with naming a boy Lego, but calling a girl Elvis is completely out of the question, so sayeth the Swedish government.
This Is A Stupid Question, But What Are You In For Again?
If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,Dick Dickinsonis certainly that man. The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him. My question is why, …
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Ben By Any Other Name Still Is Ben
I think Megan Jane Conroy needs to take some lessons from Ben, or is it Dan, Krull. I can’t imagine that many people mixing up his name. I know lots of Bens, and none of them say they’re called Dan a lot. I’d want to hear what he sounds like when he says his name. …
Was He a Rhinestone Cowboy?
This story isn’t too funny, maybe chuckleworthy, because a deer came crashing into a hair salon. but what’s more funny is somewhere out there, there’s a wildlife conservation officer named Glen Campbell. Hee hee hee hee!