The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
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Roscoe, No! That’s Not A Dog Bone!
This story of a dog gnawing off its owner’s toe is so great. First, there’s the idea that it happened. I guess Linda Floyd has no feeling in her feet due to diabetes, she had a hangnail, put a bandage on it, and went to sleep. AS she slept, dear little Roscoe the miniature dachshund …
Rated S For Stupid
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
Not A Very Apt Name
God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
A Trusting Soul
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
>I’m Getting Mixed Messages From The Name
>Oh my god. First we heard of guys named Lynn, then there was that woman named Kyle, and now I’ve met a guy named Gail! Guy? Gail? Yup! On a couple of lists I was on, I’d keep seeing emails from “Gail the U.S. male”. For a while, I didn’t check the spelling of male, …
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How Appropriate
A guy by the name of Phillip Toledano has put together a book full of photos of and stories aboutphone sex operators. It sounds like an interesting concept, but to be honest, once I saw that this book all about people who get other people off over the telephone for a living was being published …
Why Can’t We BE Friends?
Jesus, what’s with people fighting at weddings? It all started with a missing camera and ended up with 100 people fighting, 30 police on scene, 2 people stabbed and one guy punched in the face, and 3 arrests. Holy shit. Can’t we all just get along? Smacking the piss out of each other won’t make …
The Town Of What?
I’m surprised this town didn’t make it into the towns mentioned in Steve’s worst town names post. I was looking at the Greyhound site, and stumbled on something that made me do a double take. Among the places in Ontario that the big grey dog stops is a town called Swastika! Noooo! Yup! Still don’t …
You Win Some, You Lose Some
There is nothing wrong with naming a boy Lego, but calling a girl Elvis is completely out of the question, so sayeth the Swedish government.