Facing charges of assaulting a government official after he allegedly coughed in the face of a police officer who was issuing him a ticket is Kent Kauffman.
Category Archives: names
Felony Naming
The government of Venezuela isworking on legislationthat would ban parents from giving their children any names that would “expose them to ridicule, are extravagant or difficult to pronounce”. The move would mean that there would be no more Supermans or4realsrunning around. I’m not sure how to feel about this. On one hand I’m glad that …
More From the Annals Of Unfortunate Nomenclature
Recently arrested and now facing more than 30 child porn related charges including possession, felony eavesdropping, prowling and peaking [the last of which I’ve never heard of anyone being charged with before] is 34-year-oldJeffrey Brice Ogle. I swear, the name gives you away every time.
Another Great Name In The News
Charged with arson after setting her own apartment on fire last month isLori Natalie Sparks.
Now We Know Why They Named It That
A 45-year-old man from New Westminster, British Columbia lost control of the van he was driving Friday night, crashing through a concrete median and going over an embankment before coming to rest at the edge of a cliff about 30 metres above get this,Wreck Beach. I know it’s not the name of a person like …
Another Name In The News
This is the best one of these yet, and by an extremely wide margin at that. Arrested on Tuesday and charged with public indecency after exposing himself and touching an undercover police officer in a local park is 90-year-oldLeonard G. Dickman. I’m not sure if that can ever be topped, but I’ll try.
That Explains A Lot
A growing number of complete fucking dorks are paying big money to consultants to help them come up with names for their children. But as stupid as this is, at least it offers some explanation for how we wind up with dumbshits trying to name innocent infants who have never done a bad thing to …
Speaking Of Running Gags
Here’s one from the You Named That Kid What? Files. Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby “4real” shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival. “For most of us, when we try to figure out what our names mean, we have to …
A New Trend To Follow
I don’t know if anybody else has picked up on this or not, but I’ve been noticing something odd about the news lately. Over the last few weeks, there has been an unusually high number of stories dealing with people whose names somehow relate to the situation that caused them to make headlines in the …
Today’s Unintentional Hilarity
A man is suing the makers of the Boost Plus energy drink because he says it gave him an erection that wouldn’t go away, eventually requiring him to have surgery to bring it down. the name of this poor fellow?Christopher Woods. I don’t think any more needs to be said, and even if it did, …