Why wouldn’t the sexual harassment accusations against a man named Don Shooter involve him comparing his dong to a shooter? It’s just common sense, really. Shooter’s first and most prominent accuser was state Rep. Michelle Ugenti-Rita, a fellow Republican. According to the Arizona Republic, Ugenti-Rita said Shooter sought a romantic relationship with her on several …
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You’ve Got A Future In This Futureless Business, Kid
It’s always sad when media folks get fired by giant companies worth hundreds of millions of dollars for no reason other than if we hire people who aren’t as experienced as you we don’t have to pay them as much, but there’s an aspect of what just happened in Vancouver that’s pretty funny. CTV Vancouver …
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I hate to kick people while they’re down (that’s a lie), but this right here, as dumb things go, is way the fuck up there. When deadly flames incinerated hundreds of homes in Santa Rosa’s Fountaingrove neighborhood earlier this month, they also destroyed irreplaceable papers and correspondence held nearby and once belonging to the founders …
My Baby Is Missing! And I’m Not Sure Where My Daughter Is, Either
Police in Ohio have arrested a woman for only being half right when she called them to report that her car had been stolen with one of her children inside. Authorities say the mother told police she had her car running in front of her home on North 4th Street and her daughter Janylia was …
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They Plan To Throw The Book At Him
Out of pocket nearly $60,000 and facing some trouble with the law after his spring cleaning operation touched off a 700 acre wildfire is Brian Leon Sparks. A 55-year-old Bryceville man cited by the state for illegally burning books and starting a wildfire that ended up scorching 705 acres in late March now has a …
Whether It Was Both A Name And A Service Was Not Reported
This one’s almost too easy, but I still feel that it is my duty to inform you all that Kim Young Suk has been found guilty along with somebody who has a less amusing name of running a brothel out of what was purported to be an “accupressure spa.”
If We Add An Extra L He’ll Be Extra Good At It
I can only theorize that if you look at your newborn son and say to yourself “he looks like a Fellony,” either you already know you don’t like him or that you have insights about the future the rest of us don’t. And considering how things have been going for Fellony with two Ls Hudson, …
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Our New Hole Smells
A hazMat team had to be called in when an odor was detected after a truck penetrated the wall of a building belonging to AnalTech, a company name I swear to you all I am 100 percent not making up. https://www.facebook.com/1017WDEL/videos/10155219993595822/ As a result of the collision at the intersection of Route 72 and Blue Hen …
You Can Cuff Me, But Only For Another $20
Yes, a 70-year-old massage lady did offer to take the nice officer to the full service pumps for an additional fee, but do not let that fact distract you from the best part of this, that being that it all went down (so to speak) at Jax Therapy. Septuagenarian Sun Hee Gribat was collared Tuesday …
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Trigger Warning
People shoot themselves this way with stunning regularity, but rarely are those people as aptly named as Jason Trigger. Trigger, 35, was in a Dollar General store in Hudson when a handgun fell from his waistband, hit the floor and fired into his right ankle, according to Bay News 9. He left before paramedics arrived …