Um, that’s creepy. Apparently, if tasers don’t work to subdue somebody, police can call a perimedic to give somebody a shot of Versed. This stuff is often used when giving somebody a colonoscopy to sedate them somewhat and make it so they don’t remember what happened. If that’s what they used with me when I …
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This Could Get Really Messy
What an ugly situation this is for all involved. This is one of those ones where I can see both sides. On the one side, we have Catherine Blow, who wants to go to a certain restaurant and eat. The only problem is she has Huntington’s disease, and it’s gotten so bad that she kind …
The Truth About Stupidity Is Out There
Uh, um, what? There’s a man out there who….*tries to stop laughing* who…*cackles* can’t tell the difference between…*doubles over howling* a flying saucer and…hahahahahahahaha…*snort* the moon! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet he felt stupid after his call was held up as an example of the kind of call that 999 doesn’t need to take. If he didn’t, …
The Parking Attendant Must Have Been Unconscious Too!
In England, a woman was driving along and began to feel dizzy, so she pulled over so she wouldn’t crash if she lost consciousness. She did lose consciousness, and when she woke up, she found she’d been given a parking ticket. She was clearly visible, sprawled at the wheel, but all the guy did was …
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So Who’s Lost His Head?
You know something is amiss when a man is decapitated in a car accident, a police captain takes the hub caps and floor mats and claims the owner of the car, ya know, the headless one, gave him permission, and an internal hearing agrees with him. Yeah, ok. Finally a court saw sense and sentenced …
He’s Going Crazy, Is He?
Waaaa waaaa waaa, Josef Fritzl, go ahead and cry that you need exercise and time out of your cell. I think they should grant your request for exercise by bringing a treadmill into your cell and leashing you to it. There, Josef, you got your goddamn exercise. Ya happy now? Oooo, I feel some serious …
Political Correctness Is Flying Blind
Hmmm. I think political correctness needs a straightjacket. In Britain, if you are interested in a position as an air traffic controller, feel free to ask for the application in braille. They’ll have to give it to you, only to have you fail out when it’s time for the medical exam. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! When …
I Wonder If There’s A Clue In His Name
Wow, Gregory Smallwood has issues. I guess he was trying to have sex with a woman, but she kept falling asleep, so he tried to set fire to her and her van. Maybe she was falling asleep because he woke her up at 4 in the morning. Or…maybe he had small wood.
>You’re Healed!…Or Maybe Just Hurt Differently
>Wow. There’s a faith healer out there that even pentecostals aren’t a fan of. I can see why they’re a bit disturbed by todd Bentley, by these two sentences alone. Critics circulate a YouTube video from Lakeland of him kneeing a supposed terminal stomach cancer patient in the abdomen, saying God told him to. In …
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>I Want Your Socks
>Why, oh why, oh why does James Dowdy love stealing womens’ socks so much that he goes to jail for it? Repeatedly? I just don’t understand. Why doesn’t he just buy a couple pairs and be done with it?