Gees, we’re really dealing with a classy bunch. We have the Castellanos family, who came into the Paul Bunyan restaurant, and the burger he got seemed to be underdone and cold. When he asked for things to be fixed, he says the staff were rude, but they claim they were willing to reheat the burger, …
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One Thing She Can’t Take Pride In Is Her Stupidity
Ok, this is the reverse of that woman who sent her kid to school with a twisted anti-racism shirt on. This one actually drew a swastika on her daughter’s arm. The kid drew the first one, the teacher scrubbed it off, so mommy dearest drew it back on. Now Children’s Aid took her and her …
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What The…?
From New Mexico’sRio Grande Sun. 1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up. Hopefully once …
The Only Place She Should Be Driving Is On A Golf Course
Uh, yikes. Teresa Clarke finally passed her driver’s test. The only problem is she’s 62, has been trying for 27 years, has needed to pay about $30000 to 20 different driving instructors for driving lessons, and failed 12 times before she passed. Hmm. that’s a lot of problems. We’ve gotta pray that all that instruction …
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Smart Girl, Dumb Dude
What kind of dumbass would rape a woman and then give her his phone number? Michael K. Mahoney, that’s what kind. He’s also the kind of dumbass who would bite his mother on the breast area over baseball cards and hide behind a partition during his arraignment. What I really want to know is what …
Guess What, We Have Traps For That Now
You’re not gonna believe this, but there are people out there who see nothing wrong with using a .44 magnum to kill mice. And I’m sure you’ll be stunned by this one too, these people live in a trailer. And just to complete the trifecta, the mice appear to have survived unharmed, naturally. The woman, …
Romanians Can Still Get Their Doom And Gloom
Yea! There’s some sense in Romania. Remember when some senators were trying to regulate the news so half was good and half was bad? Well, the constitutional court said not so much. Yea! There’s hope!
What Were They Expecting, Recipes And Laundry Tips?
Russia bans 1950s-era book about Hitler by U.K. historian: report A history book about Adolf Hitler has been banned in Russia because it includes quotes insulting to Russians and Jews, according to a report. Prosecutors said Tuesday that a Russian court has banned the 1953 book Hitler’s Table Talk: 1941-1944 by British historian Hugh Trevor-Roper. …
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Ashes To Assholes
Hmmm. I don’t think these two neighbours will be feeling too neighbourly. Well, how can they after one of them drunkenly gets in the other’s car because he claims her car was on his property and then throws her father’s ashes all over the ground? What a piece of work! Even when he sobered up, …
Will the States Be Going To The Dog-Owners?
Ok, it’s official. a majority of pet-owners are morons. Because John McCain happens to have a bunch of pets, more pet-owners say they will be voting for him than the petless Obama because they think he’s more compassionate simply because he has pets. Has anyone ever stopped to notice the broad range of types of …
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