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>The next time you feel like bitching about a few spam emails finding their way to your inbox, stop a moment and spare a thought for poor Colin Wells, who receives around44000 of the things every single day. According to ClearMyMail, a company that appears to have saved this poor bastard’s internet life, his totals …
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There’s a great article in the Washington Post about the European Union’s ridiculous fruit and vegetable regulations. Reading it leads me to a question. How can anybody possibly stand living there? I know government is horrible everywhere for all kinds of reasons, but lord love a duck, just look at some of this crap! Consider …
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Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …
>I’ve looked at restaurant bills and thought I’d take a heart attack, but I’ve never thought faking one to get out of paying the bill was a good idea. But apparently Robert Farnum has been known to do this several times a day. He’ll leave the house with no money on him, saying he won’t …
Meet Sasha Bennington. She is going to need a lot of help once she grows up and maybe her modeling career doesn’t pan out. She will realize that she was used by her completely psycho mother, Jane, to live out her dreams of becoming a model vicariously through her little girl. Jane has claimed that …
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When you cut that nice, fat check to your charity of choice, do you know where the money goes? If your answer is no, well, all I can say to you isprepare to make a mess in your pants. In a lot of cases, far less than even half of every dollar you donate goes …
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This story of a dog gnawing off its owner’s toe is so great. First, there’s the idea that it happened. I guess Linda Floyd has no feeling in her feet due to diabetes, she had a hangnail, put a bandage on it, and went to sleep. AS she slept, dear little Roscoe the miniature dachshund …
Police: Drunk Woman Slept In Neighbor’s Home This story isn’t particularly funny, but posting it is a good excuse to tell one of my own that’s significantly better. In fact it’s one of my favourite stories to tell, but this is going to be my first crack at writing it down so I hope I …
The fairies at the Canadian Embassy in Washington have pathetically caved to thewhinging of the folks from Impératif Françaisand offered anapologyfor the poutine poster. Does it not strike anybody else as odd that nobody has bothered explaining for what it is that we’re supposed to feel so sorry? In my case it’s that my country …
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No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …