I’m not sure why exactly this amuses me so, but it does. Police have recaptured a jail escapee who, in an apparent attempt to say sorry for slipping away on ya like that fellas,left a rose made out of toilet paper for one of the prison’s administrators. When Camacho-Mendoza escaped, he left behind a rose …
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It Has A Nice Ring To It
If you’re a registered San Francisco voter, please, for the love of God signthis petition! A group calling itself the Presidential Memorial Commission is trying to ghet a proposal on the ballot for November’s elections that would see one of the city’s sewage plants named after George W Bush. They say that a President who …
Bananas, Nuts, Chocolate Tree!
Uh, with the food crisis forming around us, should Mars Inc. and IBM really be wasting their time mapping the genome of the cocoa tree? Shouldn’t we be more worried about things like, oh, say, rice, or maybe corn? We don’t *need* chocolate!
Today’s Poorly Worded Headline
Justice minister to herald stronger enforcement of drug-impaired driving I think we all know what this is really about, but the headline makes it sound like the cops will be pulling you over to make sure that you’re sufficiently fucked up on something. Well, if the people Carin and I run into on an average …
That’s What He Gets For Littering
It’s not even 10 in the morning and I already feel like I can relax and start feeling better about myself. Why? Because I’m notthe 21-year-old dumbass from P.E.I. who fell out of a moving vehicle because it was oh so important that the empty beer bottle made it to the road. RCMP said the …
It’s Good To Be Tough, But Some Sense Would Be Nice
I hate to say this, but it sounds like Eric Morris was doomed to die young. I mean, he did everything anyone asked him to do that was crazy. “Wanna jump off a roof?” “Sure!” “How about surfing on the hood of a car?” “Vroom Vroom let’s go!” “Ok, how about drinking shots upon shots …
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Glad He’s Got His Priorities Straight
From theSeacoastOnline Police Log. 9:04 p.m. — A South Street caller told police he heard a female scream but would not be available for follow-up calls because he was “getting in the bath tub with his wife.”
The News Must Really Suck In Romania
Here come the Romanians again, time to give Steve another nickel. Two senators are trying to pass a law that demands that an equal proportion of the news on TV and radio be about happy things as sad ones, because somehow, they think it will improve folks’ mental health. I don’t buy that. I think …
Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?
Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …
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Rated S For Stupid
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …