The story of kids being trained to perform sex shows is scary enough. Now I hear they’ve been left in the care of someone who has been charged with sexually assaulting a child 18 years ago. Ug. It makes me shiver. I know he was just charged last week. That had better turn out to …
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Whose Day?
Hey. Here’s a message to all the Scottish teachers who decided to ban Father’s Day Card-making in their schools because some kids don’t have daddy and they’ll feel left out. You can’t shield them from father’s day. It’s freaking everywhere. Won’t it be even more obvious to little Johnny that his classmates are not being …
Not A Very Apt Name
God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
A Trusting Soul
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
Don’t Open That Wide!
Oh boy, here comes Wesley Meyers into the ranks of the horrible dentists files. How in hell do you drop not 1, but 2 tools down the same patient’s throat? How big was this poor old guy’s throat? After it happened once, wouldn’t you be way more careful? Why did the old guy still go …
It’s A Storm For Sure!
Uh, how about waiting until you offend some folks with epilepsy before changing the term for having a meeting from brainstorm to thought shower, because now, you’ve offended them. Yeah, political correctness is nuts.
Learn, Don’t Sue!
You know what? If the police hadn’t awakened Troy Molde to tell him that his front door was unlocked, and his back door and garage were open, he would have sued them for not telling him until his house was invaded and maybe one of the kids he had in his care was injured. He …
Don’t Ground Me Or I’ll Take You To Court!
Ok, since when should a 12-year-old kid take being grounded by their parents to court and win? From the way the story goes, the dad said she could go on a school trip if she was good all year. She wasn’t. Among other things, she posted pictures of herself on a dating site. So he …
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So I Guess They Didn’t Make The Sale Then?
Marcel Perot is a smooth operator. He decided to take a truck for a test drive. The salesman came with him, as he drove to the bank. He said he needed money to buy the truck. Well, I guess he did. But when he went in the bank, he decided to get his money by …
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Now His Whole Living-Room Is Cooked
Ok, this has got to go in the stupid cooking files. AT least this guy survived. Why would you keep a deep-fat fryer near your sofa? Well, Manuel Douglas now knows why this is a bad idea. I still don’t understand why police broke windows after they’d gotten him out. Maybe they thought there were …