Ok, so Sheila LaBarre sounds like she’s pretty nuts, but so does this part of the story. Stephen Martello of Manchester testified he picked up LaBarre alongside Interstate 293 in Manchester early on March 28, 2006. LaBarre told him her car had broken down after getting into a fight with her boyfriend and she needed …
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Brings New Meaning To Trouser Snake, Doesn’t It?
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! I’m not a guy, but I can imagine getting bit on the end of your penis by a venomous snake can’t be pleasant. Oh ow ooo eee! The guy’s just lucky that somehow the snake didn’t fill him with venom, so he’s alive to remember the painful incident. I …
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Too Smart for Her Own Good
This is so stupid, it’s beyond stupid. Anjali Datta is very smart. She’s so smart that she made it through high school in only 3 years. But she can’t be valedictorian, and therefore cannot have access to the college scholarship given to the valedictorian because policy strictly states that only students who have done high …
Throw This Lawsuit In The Furnace
Patsy Hamaker, a stripper, is suing her employer, The Furnace club. Why? Because part of her job includes getting customers to buy her drinks, and the club let her drive home drunk, which led to her having a crash. Uh, how about no? If she knew she was too drunk to drive, then she should …
Late-Breaking Nudes
How would you like to wake up to a naked, wet man breaking into your apartment through the balcony? Some poor soul in Ann Arbor did. The weirdest part was the guy just ran out the front door and didn’t confront the people in the apartment, and he couldn’t explain how he got that high …
Both Sides Of Your Mouth Need A Dictionary
This gets quote of the day honours without question. Members of Toronto’s Chinese Canadian National Council are upset about a new booklet produced by local government that is intended to help small business owners in the area better understand Chinese employees they may interview or hire. I haven’t seen enough of what’s gotten them upset …
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Colour Me Shocked
I’m not quite as surprised as I would be if this happened anywhere else since Japan’s drug laws are the way they are, but I still didn’t expect things to turn out this way. The air passenger who got the unexpected gift of 142 grams of pot from Japanese customs has found and returned it. …
>He Huffed And Puffed On A What?
>Remember how I said I thought it was sad that kids were being read stories over the phone? Well, here’s the next logical step in that progression of events. Some creep hacked into the tell me a story line at a California public library and replaced a kids’ story with a passage of profanity-laced porn. …
Wendy Portillo, You Are The Weakest Link, Goodbye!
Hasn’t everyone had a kid in Kindergarten class who was a little brat? If you were a teacher of that class, would you ever think it was a good idea to stand the little brat in front of the class, have the class tell him what they didn’t like about him, and then have the …
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Japanese Phone Sex
Japanese men must be very, very lonely. First we had Takahiro Fujinuma who called directory assistance repeatedly and went into ecstasy when the operator yelled at him, and now we have this unnamed Japanese plumber who doesn’t even require an interaction to get his motor runnin’. All he needs to do is call a food …