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I need somebody with more legal smarts than myself to help me make sense out of this one. Corey Willis drove his SUV through a house the other night. He says his brakes failed, but no mechanical fault was found with them. He also admitted to police that he had been drinking earlier in the …
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This is the best news I’ve heard all day. Hell, it could wind up being the best news I hear all year. Drinking alcohol is not only good for the heart – it is good for the joints too. A regular tipple cuts the risk of rheumatoid arthritis by up to 50 percent – and …
There is nothing wrong with naming a boy Lego, but calling a girl Elvis is completely out of the question, so sayeth the Swedish government.
I can’t decide if this guy is lucky or unlucky. He was having some pain, so doctors had a look at him. they thought he had a large tumour, so they operated to remove it and found out that it wasn’t a tumour but a surgical towel that had been left inside him 25 years …
In Canton, Ohio, if you don’t cut your grass, you’ll go to jail. This law was apparently created because the city was sick of having to cut private lawns. So…how does this law help with that? You go to jail for something that really doesn’t need jail time, and if you’re in jail, how can …
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If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,Dick Dickinsonis certainly that man. The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him. My question is why, …
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If you’re this dumb, should you even be driving to begin with? Woman Calls Orem Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car A woman called Orem police Friday afternoon needing help because her battery died and she was locked inside her car. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting in the car, unable …
Boy, the folks making decisions for the US military are sure a thoughtful, kindhearted lot. Not only have they been nice enough to call disabled soldiers back to active duty in war zones, but now they’ve come up with the splendid idea of putting a trauma recovery centre right down the road from a firing …
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Always the type to be hip with the times, it appears that line dancing isall the rage in France these days. But the fact that they’re something like 16 years late to the party isn’t why I’m posting this. Oh no. I’m posting this because for lord knows what reason, there is a movement within …
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Great tit finds home in ashtray I’m starting to think that the BBC is writing these headlines just to get juvenile folks like me to mention them. Well…mission accomplished.