A new study on the effectiveness of security cameras in San Francisco has come to the obvious conclusion that, no, the things do not in fact work. The only thing accomplished by the spying is that some of the crime that used to take place in camera range now takes place a few hundred feet …
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I Smell Paranoia
Wow, we’re really getting paranoid. Because a kid drew on his shirt and then sniffed where he’d just drawn, the school principal assumed he was huffing marker fumes and suspended him. He didn’t even explain to the kid why he was worried, and the kid was left quite confused. That principal must have come from …
I Wonder If The Resulting Yelling Will Last For A Few Episodes Of Sesame Street
Nothing really amusing or horribly weird about this story, guy leaves kids in car while going into Wal-Mart. But what I do find really cute was the kids’ attempt to tell time. They were left in the car for the length of a Barney and Friends episode, but not as long as an episode of …
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Oh My, We’re Doomed!
Yikes! Our world is going to hell when 9 third-graders plot to kill a teacher and mean business! The teacher told one of them not to stand on a chair, so she and some others started bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight to school …
Just A Thought
Hmmm. If you’re willing to hurl glass objects at each other over who ate the last english muffin, ending in head wounds, maybe you shouldn’t be room-mates. Or maybe you should cut back on the booze.
Got Your Nose
Ug. I can’t imagine biting a pit bull on the nose to stop it from attacking your dog. Now the chick may have to get rabies treatments.
She’s Lucky He Got Home!
I agree that we shouldn’t be overprotective of children, but this is going too far the other way.
>We Are Gathered Here today To…Get This Creep Out Of Our Midst!
>Here’s a memorial service you’ll never forget. What the hell was up with this guy walking into an apartment where the mother of the deceased was holding a gathering to celebrate her daughter’s life, grabbing the deceased’s sister’s breast and then showing the mom nasty porn? There’s 0 explanation for why he would do that. …
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Putting The Ass In Gold Class
We established long ago thatmovies and the theatre experience are for shit,but that’s not stopping a group of investors from pouring $200 million into something calledVillage Roadshow Gold Class Cinemas. What exactly is a Village Roadshow Gold Class Cinema, you ask. Well for starters, it’s a place where a movie ticket will cost you $35. …
Maybe You Don’t Need A Hard Hat Because You’re Hard-Headed
Grrr. This shit is what turns the public off of human rights lawsuits. Mander Singh Sohal and Kalwant Singh Sahota are two Sikh men working in a sawmill in B.C. Now that the boss brought in an obligatory hard hat policy to lower injury risk, they’re suing, even though they’ve been offered a job for …
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