You know, if you’ve just had your portrait done, you should pay the bill, because chances are you’d be pretty easy to identify, since the people you stiffed still have your portrait. I love the term photo fools.
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My God, He Was Serious!
Ok, the first weird thing about this story is the story itself. You know your principal has flipped his lid when he calls a meeting of science teachers and says “get those standardized test scores up or I will kill you all and then myself. You don’t know how ruthless I can be.” What’s double …
Ouch, My Nipples Hurt Thinking About That!
Note to anyone interested: Don’t go to Lubbock Airport if you have nipple rings. If you do, and they set off the metal detector, you have to remove them,even if it means using pliers to get them off. Shiver shiver shiver! What possible danger could a nipple ring pose? If they know it’s a nipple …
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Here’s What I Think Of Your Stupid Water Bill.
I have learned several things from this article about a man trying to pay a water bill with a cheque written on toilet paper. They are: Don’t piss off Ron Borgna. If he doesn’t agree with you, he will fight to the end, and so he should. The town of Binghamton has a lot of …
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In A Related Story, New Research Suggests That Bears Do In Fact Shit In The Woods
Does the fact that some of the more Conservative leaning callers to radio talk shows are scripted by the government surprise any of you? Because it sure shocked the heck out of somebody over at the Canadian Press, at least it seems that way if this little gee whillickers, look what I found article means …
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The Best Laid Plans…
Ya know, it’s great to plan ahead. But when it comes to robbing a convenience store, maybe calling to make sure there’s cash in the till before you drive down there isn’t such a good idea. The scary thing is it worked in two previous robberies! How does that happen. Someone calls saying he’s coming …
You’re On Fired!
Erie, Pennsylvania firefighter Mary Wolski has gone to court to get her job back because she says her termination violated her constitutional rights. The reason she was let go? While trying to take her own life, Wolskiset her father’s house on fire.No mention was made of whether or not she also helped to put it …
It’s Just Nuts!
I know you can be convicted of real crimes, but imitation crimes? Why on earth would you charge someone with possession of an imitation controled substance? It was crushed peanuts! That was all! But the guy’s in jail.
This School Board Needs Improvement
Here’s a message for the Massachusetts Board of Education: Wouldn’t you be better off spending your time and money fixing your under-performing schools than looking for a kinder word than under-performing? You know what they say about a rose by any other name? Well, it’s true. People can see through the bullshit, so spare them, …
Ladies And Gentlemen Of the Jury?
I don’t know what it is, but there’s something really weird about two jurors screwing in a courthouse bathroom, especially since they’re jurors in the case of a child molester. I would think hearing that kind of evidence would turn people off sex. But because of these two wackos, the trial will be put on …