So, if you’re a British kid, you might be RFID tagged like warehouse inventory *and* watched when you go to the john. Maybe all this surveillance is why British kids are so unhappy.
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Did They Give Him Truth Serum First?
You’ll never meet a more honest criminal than Christopher Chubasco Wilkins. I guess his honesty made the juror’s jobs easier.
Muslim Group For What?
Uh, if you want to do something more violent than protest, then you’d better change your name to something other than Muslim Group for Peace. I’m just sayin’.
By Accident?
Wow. I can’t believe that defense Barraster Craig Eberhardt managed to convince a judge that his client, Thomas James Anthony Wilson, downloaded 8000 pictures by accident, was looking at these photos to address issues of his own sexuality as a younger man, but he’s *not* a pedophile, and sending him to jail would be a …
Stop The Bus
I really need to stop being surprised every time the people entrusted with the job of running the world manage tobungle the simplest of tasks. The Municipal Railway will not use buses from its new hybrid fleet on one line that runs through the public housing projects in San Francisco’s Hunters Point neighborhood until officials …
Fire Or Flood
There was a fire at Leak and Sons Funeral Home. Oh, if only they had had a leak. Maybe they wouldn’t have had a fire.
This Can’t Possibly Be A Real News Story
You know you’ve been on the john for a long time when they describe your condition as bound to it by natural means. There are so many questions with this story. She was in the bathroom for two years, and her boyfriend knew it was a bad idea, and just brought her food and water. …
If You’re Happy And You Know It, You’re Not A Kid In The UK
Apparently, according to UNICEF, the UK has the unhappiest children. I love how everyone’s assuming they know why the kids are unhappy. Did anyone ever ask the kids? That is never stated. It’s just assumed that they have too much homework, and some of the kids’ parents can’t help them with it. How about the …
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Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip, Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Doritos, Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip…
Wow. We have decided that instead of telling aliens that we come in peace, etc. a commercial for Doritos would be a better message. I wonder if we’ll get anything back.
Power Stupidity
Last week I read about a couple of women who decided to power wash their toddler. I really didn’t know what to say then. The kid and parents hadn’t been found. I just couldn’t believe someone would think spraying a toddler with the same force you would spray a car would be a good idea. …