Ug. Remember when I wondered if humans actually tasted pet food? Well, now we know the answer is yes! I’m gonna hurl.
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I Guess It Beats Repeatedly Asking "Do You Love Me?"
Oh lord. Now we have a mobile service in Korea grading a caller’s sincerity level. They’ll even send the person paying for the service an analysis of the conversation, broken down into affection, surprise, concentration and honesty. Part of me wants to see how well this works, and part of me wonders how many Korean …
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Oh Wear the Damn Turbin! See If I Care!
To all Sikhs who want to ride a motorcycle, but don’t want to wear a helmet because it violates your religious rights, I have one question. Will you be able to remember your religious teachings if your brains are turned to soup in a motorcycle accident while you wear your turbin and not your helmet? …
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What Intense Pain It Is
Hey there Chrystal Kolinski! Explain something to me. Please explain this, because I cannot wrap my head around it. If you met a random man in an adult video store, and you became friends with him, and he kept asking you to drink some random fluid and capture you on film doing it, wouldn’t you …
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I Thought They Had Commandments For That
College courses seek to protect church tills from embezzlers
Dumb And Hummer
Ya know, if ya steal a hummer from another state, that vehicle shouldn’t be your vehicle of choice to use to transport you to the welfare office to collect benefits.
Something Tells Me this Death-Defying Stunt Won’t Defy Death Too Much Longer
Hmmm. Is it a good idea to force a circus act to continue for another year just because the contract says so, when it involves one person firing a crossbow at another’s head if the shootee is the shooter’s recently estranged husband? I know the show must go on, but isn’t this a little too …
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He Was a Retired Teacher, Now He’s A Slave
What a way for someone to find out her husband was into S and M. He ends up in the hospital because it goes wrong, and a reporter tells her all the gory details. She did better than I would have done. Hopefully this guy’s x students don’t read the newspaper.
>I Give A Vigourous Defense, And A Vigourous Handshake Too!
>Somehow, I doubt ripping a prosecutor’s arm nearly out of its socket is going to win her over to your side of things.
Is The Nimrod A Thing Or A Person?
Note to self. If I ever end up on an oil rig near Scotland, I should never tell anyone about my wacky dreams. They might freak out and evacuate the place. That’s what happened when one woman had a dream about a bomb being on the platform. They went nuts, called in helicopters, reconnaissance crafts, …