Wow, what a mess. Let’s start at the beginning. On a farm near Newton, a dog gave birth to some pups. She was not vaccinated against rabies. She then killed a rabid skunk, and ta da, we have the beginnings of a situation. It’s no surprise that her pups got rabies. They’re nursing, licking their …
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The Wheels On the Bus Go…Something Something Something
There’s a part of me that wonders if this is a hoax, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years it’s not to assume that things this stupid are impossible, so… Stagecoach has put together a book of instructions for people who have forgotten how to catch and use busses because they’ve spent …
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Ever Heard The Term "Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover?"
Ug. I have few words for this story, only that people can’t read, or think anymore. If you saw a book with a picture of a family on the cover, with the following words below it:“A Family Affair: BTC is the perfect fit for the White family.” what would you think? would it be….a. The …
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Maybe They Should Steal Some Brains
Attention car thieves: If you’re stealing a car to get to your anti-car theft counselling sessions, it’s time to go to jail, boys. I don’t understand why these kids were getting counselling if they’re the worst offenders in the car theft department you can find. And that story about it being too cold to walk? …
The Lights Are On, But Nobody Has A Home
Hmmm. Even though the house is in ruins, what do you wanna bet the bugs are still alive?
Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh My!
Here’s reason no. 2708396 why we shouldn’t deal with China. Look at their zoos! Yeah, this looks like a country who should be hosting the olympics. Be glad you’re not a goat or a chicken in China.
>Give The Gift Of Drug Company Trinkets
>Ok, let me get this straight. an operator of several hospitals and clinics in Minnesota has decided to get rid of all the trinkets that have been given to doctors from drug companies. They say it’s a conflict of interest. Great! I understand. But here’s where I get confused. They’re going to send them to …
Buckle Up Your Beer For Safety
Do you ever wonder if you’re an alcoholic? Well, if you buckle your beer into the passenger’s seat, even though you don’t buckle yourself in as you drive drunk, I think you can safely, er, unsafely, say the answer is yes.
They Should Have Idiot Proofed It While They Were At It
A so-called “theft proof” police car worth about £75,000 was stolen from the Berlin Police force recently when 2 officers left it unlocked and unattended with the keys still in the ignition while they tried to chase down a separate car thief. According toAnanova,not only did they wind up losing the car, but the suspect …
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Someone’s Brain Rejects Sean Paul’s Music More Than Mine Does!
I knew Sean Paul’s music sucked, but I never dreamed it would give someone seizures. Like I said years ago, get that babbling fucking idiot off the stage…er…radio! It’s for the safety of all!