But But But What About My Car?

You’ve got to be a special kind of prick to hit a kid, kill him, and sue his family so you can repair the damage to your car. If that’s not prickish enough, this quote should seal it. “I’m also a victim in all of this, you can’t fix the lad’s problems, but you can …

Wrong Number In A Big Way

Man, we’re just full of stories about stupid people today. Our latest moron text messaged someone about buying some pills, but got the wrong number, and ended up texting a police detective. So, you can guess they lined themselves up for an arrest. Easy there, fast-fingers. You’d think you’d check the number before making an …

What Am I Gonna Do With Your Tattoo

Yeah, people are dumb. Why do I bother saying that anymore? But here’s another example. Not one, not two, but three women answered their door to find a random dude with a home-made tattoo gun standing there offering them a tattoo, and said yes! Now, quelle surprise, they all have an infection and don’t know …

Now the Legislators Of Iowa Definitely Need Prayer

Man, people are narrow-minded. The Iowa legislature had its usual prayer at the opening of the session, only this time, it was said by a muslim Imam, and because of that, people are getting all bent out of shape over some words. They claim that it wasn’t a prayer, but some kind of political statement …

The Wheels On the Bus Go…Something Something Something

There’s a part of me that wonders if this is a hoax, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years it’s not to assume that things this stupid are impossible, so… Stagecoach has put together a book of instructions for people who have forgotten how to catch and use busses because they’ve spent …

Ever Heard The Term "Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover?"

Ug. I have few words for this story, only that people can’t read, or think anymore. If you saw a book with a picture of a family on the cover, with the following words below it:“A Family Affair: BTC is the perfect fit for the White family.” what would you think? would it be….a. The …