Here’s today’s dose of fantastic irony. An un-named 26-year old man attempting to shoplift $300 worth of hunting knives from a Meijer store in Michigan got into a scuffle with security workers who tried to stop him, during which he fell and wasstabbed in the stomach by yes, you guessed it, the knives he was …
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Yup, He’s A Moron, No Question About It
I guess when you’re last name is moron, you’re doomed to do moronic things like, oh, say, getting drunk and driving your truck into someone’s house. I admit it has gotta suck when your name is Bryan Scott Moron. What a life that creats for you, even if you’re not prone to do stupid things.
Names And Babies, But Not Baby names
I’m so juvenile. Despite the sad statement that this story makes, I just find it jumps out at me that a pediatrician’s name is Sarah Grope. But it frightens me that there are enough teen moms out there that they don’t mind asking for a month-long maternity leave. But I’m also disturbed that schools say …
Weekend At Dipshit’s
Every time I see the title of this story, I start laughing. You’ll see why. If your room-mate croaks, and you really want his social security cheque, but the dude at Pay-O-Matic says he needs to see said room-mate, whatever you do, don’t wheel him down the street in an office chair before you go …
No Defence Should Have Been Enough
We talk pretty regularly around here about how personal responsibility is a dying concept, but I think I’ve finally found a story that to me not only kills it, but also knocks over its tombstone and pisses on its grave for good measure. In May 2004, 19-year old Sandra Bergen bought some crystal meth from …
The Name Game
Since I somehow managed to miss the hilarity of Kenneth Sodomskyeven after reading it twice before Carin saw it and posted it, I feel the need to try to redeem myself. So… 1. With a name like this you’d think she’d know better, but apparently not. Ordered to serve an extra 90 days in jail …
XP Disservice Pack
So, let me get this straight. Microsoft is admitting that their own file formats are less secure. How? by updating Windows so it denies access to them. Hmmm. How about making them more secure? It appears that they have realized that this is a bad idea and provided a fix. Way to go Microsoft, loudly …
You Have Your Data, So Shut Up
Remember back when NASA wanted to destroy the data from an airline safety study? Well, they decided it would be better to release it, but scramble it, making it impossible for anyone to understand it. Way to go, NASA.
He Definitely Put the Gas in Gastroenterologist
Oh dear, oh dear dear. Someone is seriously disturbed, disturbed enough to study farts in graphic detail. I mean I’m all for studying those things we don’t like to talk about, but…getting volunteers to eat beans and then fart into bags via rectal tubes and then get other people to sit there and have syringes …
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No Brains, All Hart
Wow. This guy would feel pretty stupid in the morning. Jeremy Hart showed up drunk to rob a house, wearing a red Santa hat among other things, ploughed his car into a snow bank, only took prescription drugs and votive candles, and when he went to leave, he discovered he couldn’t get out of said …