This story isn’t all that special, except for the oh so helpful description provided by police. He is described as white with defined facial features and acne marks on his face. He is between 17-24 years old, stands about 6 feet tall and weighs about 170 pounds. Defined facial features? What does that even mean? …
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Does He Have A Death Wish?
One of these days, Jackie Bibby is gonna die. Why? Because he has a thing for setting records with rattlesnakes. Crawling into sleeping bags with them, holding them by their tails in his mouth, sitting in tubs with them. Look, dude, you have a zillion world records. Quit while you’re ahead…and still alive!
So This Is What A girl’s Innocence Is Worth?
Ok, so a bunch of boys can force a girl to have oral sex with them, piss on her, set her hair on fire, tape the whole thing and distribute it, and only get probation and rehab? Oh, and this isn’t the first time these boys have done similar things? Riiiiight! I hate stories like …
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In Scotland, They Don’t Screw Around!
Wow! Years ago, in Scotland, there must have been a lot of sex-offenders who weren’t caught before they did something ghastly horrible. Why else would they throw people on the registry for screwing a bike, and now getting it on with pavement. At least this one, I can half understand because it was in full …
Talk About Swift Justice!
If you were involved in a hit and run accident, it’s only too fitting that when your vehicle crokes, you’re the next hit and run victim. the price seems a little steep, though, since your hittee only suffered a crumpled rear end of his car and you suffer, well, critical injuries.
Paying Disrespects
Can you imagine being at a funeral, seeing a guy come in, and then start laying the smackdown on the deceased? The weirdest part is nobody knows why he did it, he didn’t even know the guy.
Hmmm…Good Idea? Bad Idea?
Hey, I’m all for lots of exercise for prisoners, but is pole-vaulting a good idea?
Drowning In Selfishness
I have only one piece of advice for this cop. She should move to the UK and work for their police forces. There, they don’t rescue drowning victims, so she’ll never slip in water that splashed on the floor from trying to save a drowning child. Then she won’t need to sue the family of …
Come On, Dion
Does Stephane Dion really really really not want to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, or is he just an idiot? The answer has to be one of the 2, because I can think of no other reason why he would repeatedly say that if elected, he wouldrescind the Conservatives’ GST cuts because they aren’t …
Thank You For Flying Contradiction Airlines
Whenever I think about this, a certain joke pops into my head. But sadly, in the story, they’re serious! Ok, read this story and tell me this isn’t the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. Singapore Airlines has a new airplane, an A380 Superjumbo Jet. One of its features is the ability to pay for a …
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