Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Whenever I think about this, a certain joke pops into my head. But sadly, in the story, they’re serious! Ok, read this story and tell me this isn’t the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. Singapore Airlines has a new airplane, an A380 Superjumbo Jet. One of its features is the ability to pay for a …
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I never thought going to the dentist could be such a scary prospect until I started reading News Of The Weird Daily. Let’s count the scary dentists I’ve learned about. There’s the dentist who ripped out that older lady’s teeth without anesthetic to teach her a lesson, the dentist who was low on sterilization and …
I have now read about a job worse than telemarketing. In India, telemarketing is actually a good thing. When you hit the bottom of the barrel in India, you’re a sewage worker. What a depressing story. I don’t know whether it makes me want to cry or hurl.
Wow. I know the psychology part of me finds this story completely believable, but…that doesn’t stop the juvenile part of me from giggling when I read it. I can’t even imagine going through what this couple has gone through, especially the man. Well, I really don’t know who has it worse when you get down …
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I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …
>I know we tend to rag on Britain a lot around here, but think for a few minutes about the idea ofcharging people £200 a year for a smoking permit,and then try telling me that you honestly don’t think they deserve it. I doubt this idea is going anywhere considering that the brains behind it …
Here’s some advice. Just don’t go to Britain. Don’t even go near it, and if you’re there, get out, if you can that is. Why? Cops want to increase surveillance to the point that if you even go in a direction that might suggest that you might be up to something, they will chase you …
Wow. I’m sure the robber in this story wasn’t expecting to be shot in the neck by a 75-year-old blind man. I’m wondering if the shooter was Carey McWilliams’ grandfather. I guess that blind man was a good shot. The shootee is in serious condition with a bullet lodged close to his spine and they …
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I wouldn’t bother writing about this particular loser, except I know I’ve ranted about the number of crappy parents out there before. He was driving drunk, in the wrong direction down a busy highway, with some open booze, in an uninsured car with an invalid license plate…oh, and his two-year-old daughter just hangin’ out in …
>Ok, sleepwalking must be on the extreme upswing, and wearing pyjamas must have gone out of fashion, because in the UK, Travelodge staff have been trained to deal with naked sleepwalkers. What I find the weirdest about this whole thing is sleepwalkers don’t just sleepwalk, they come out into the lobby asking for newspapers or …
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