This is one of those stories where, I hope anyway, you read it and just say to yourself, “you’ve got to be kidding!” It seems that the mother of a Muslim grade 5 student in Edmonton is very upset because the new issue of a booklet used to teach students about current events had the …
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Pet Look-Alike? How About Pet-Think-Alike!
Steve sent me this story a few days ago, but I’ve either been too busy, too tired or not here at all so it didn’t get posted until now, which is a tragedy! Ok, let’s start roasting! Owners sue LA agency for not turning pets into stars LOS ANGELES (AP) – Stage mothers for a …
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Is Evolution Eliminating our Spines?
Wow. If this crap continues, there is no hope for us. My comments are in bold. Ban ‘evil’ Harry Potter, board told Oct. 4, 2006. 09:02 AMASSOCIATED PRESS ATLANTA – A suburban county that sparked a public outcry when its libraries temporarily eliminated funding for Spanish-language fiction is now being asked to ban Harry Potter …
Uh, the Helmet was the problem?
Just read this and let it settle in. Nude motorcyclist ticketed for wearing wrong helmet GUELPH (Oct 4, 2006) A motorcyclist wearing nothing but a football helmet was ticketed Monday evening after Guelph Police received several calls about the nude rider. Sergeant Cate Welsh said police got a number of calls about the bareback rider …
They got Sick! Real Quick!
Ok, this just pisses me off because I thought people knew better. Taken from the story in Google News A five-year-old boy needed a liver transplant after he and his family were severely poisoned by wild mushrooms they picked in Waterloo and ate for dinner last week. Ok, how did a whole family miss the …
What’s to Discuss?
It’s time for a little story. Once upon a time, 25 years ago, there was a man named Keith Secor. He taught grades 2 and 3 in a catholic school. I guess he liked a few of his students too much, and started to french-kiss them on a daily basis. One day, many years later, …
When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go
Man urinated on cash till. There are certain things in this world that I don’t even try to understand. This is one of them.
What’s Next? Thought Police?
This has been bugging me since I heard about it and I’ve been meaning to write a post about it, so here goes. Sometimes, news reporters can be so dumb. After the Dawson College shooting incident, somebody found the shooter’s blog, and oh what a blog. It was full of dark pictures, guns, messages of …
Poop n Scoop Barbie?
I heard about the strangest Barbie accessory ever. Now, Barbie is learning how to pick up dog doodoos. Mattel has decided to create a strange pet dog for Barbie, named Tanner, that, immediately after being fed brown biscuits, shoots them out its back end, looking exactly the same as they did when they went in …
I Guess This Is The Part Where I’m Supposed To Make The Joke About Him Getting Off
Charges dropped in sex aid-bomb mixup. CHICAGO (AP) – Prosecutors dropped all charges against a man who said an airport security guard misunderstood him when she thought he said a sexual device in his backpack was really a bomb. Mardin Amin, who appeared in court Wednesday morning, has said he actually told the female security …