So I”m sure most of you have heard about the foiled terror plot from the U.K. and U.S.A. I’ll be the first to say I guess I’m a little too jaded sometimes. I was never shy about saying that these raised levels of security and new Terrorist prevention organizations were just a huge waste of …
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Rub One Out For Research
Charity wants people to lend a hand… The most striking part of this story to me isn’t that they’re holding a masturbate-a-thon, I’ve heard about a few of those before. What really gets me about this is that the event is being put on with the help of an HIV charity, and the article says …
Oh…my…God!
There is no better title for this. I will keep my blabber to a minimum, and let our friendly neighbourhood idiot from the previous post speak for himself. I’m going to paste a story from the Guelph Mercury, and, after I’m done convulsing with laughter, I will leave my thoughts in bold. Activist charged with …
Eco-satire?
Does anybody remember my rants about stupid activism? The kind where people just do stuff with no clear sense of why they’re doing it? The kind where nothing productive happens, just a lot of noise and arrests? Well here’s another example, and it makes my head spin from beginning to end. A local activist, Matthew …
Best! Headline! Ever!
Cornholing tourney planned in Terry I wish they’d explain who Terry was and how they got him to agree to this.
The Return of the Gutless Wonder
I don’t know if anyone remembers my post about a girl aledging a police officer sexually assaulted her, not filing a formal complaint, bitching when the Special Investigations Unit didn’t come to her doorstep to take her statement and then practically convicting the guy she accused of assaulting her by throwing crap all over the …
Ouch
I’ll bet this guy is thrilled to death that they wrote his full name in this story, not that it matters since he’ll now forever be known as nuts caught in the chair guy.
Location, Location, Location!
No matter what the word means where you come from, building a restaurant called Cafe Osama across the street from an American embassy is never a good idea. By the way, the best part of this story is the very last line.
Um…Uh…Wow…
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 adults are so addicted to their cell phones that they don’t even turn them off during sex. I should have to say nothing else.
What Goes Up, Must Come Down, Then Go Up Again, And Then Back Down, Then Up…
I still have nothing much to say, so here’s afun happy story about a guy with a penile implant who gets a nice big erection whenever the people next door use their garage door opener.