First it’s a guystealing a sheep,and nowthis. This might be the most well written story I’ve ever read. To me, any article that includes the words “goat defiler” is an automatic winner in my eyes, unless of course it’s somehow about me.
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This Is Just Strange
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Homeless man Grady Allen Carnahan was caught trying to steal a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo on Tuesday night. A security guard called police after noticing a man lugging a trash can with a sheep inside. Carnahan tried to tell police he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. …
Who Knew?
Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex More details on this developing story will be published in the next issue of Duh Magazine.
This Strikes me as Pointless
So I’ve been seeing on the news that a bunch of city employees have decided to go on strike. Because of this, libraries, rec centres, snow removal and garbage collection, among other things, have been shut down. And then of course, mother nature has to drop a load of blowing snow and freezing rain on …
Breaking News! Some Old News!
Something came on the news the other day that caught my attention. It was a news report on a new, supposedly scary virus called the Kama Sutra worm among other names. When I say they made us feel we should be scared, we’re talking doom and gloom forecasts. The very animated reporter was claiming that …
Judge Not, Lest Yee Be Judged
Ok, this just makes no sense, and makes me mad in the process. Pastor urges stock dumping over firms’ support of gay rights Ok, for once, Microsoft does something right. Along with a few other companies, it wants to add sexual orientation to a civil rights bill that prevents descrimination based on gender, age, disability,religion, …
I’m A Lumberjack And I’m Not Gay, But Ever Since The Surgery It Seems That Way
Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework. Maybe it’s just me, but this is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
This Makes Sense in Whose World?
The other day when I heard about the huge suicide bombing that killed over 100 people on the news, it got me to thinking. What could possibly be going through the mind of the suicide bomber before he detonates his big pack of explosives? Think about it. He’s standing there in this crowd, knowing full …
Angels We Have Heard on High, Tell Us To Go Out and Buy!
Well Happy New Year, hope the holidays were good, I’m not going to even think that they were restful. After all, whose Christmas holidays are? And as for the title of this post, no no no, I’m not funny enough to come up with that on my own. That was a stolen lyric from Tom …
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Thought Salad, Munch Munch!
Well hello all. I hope everyone’s having or has had a good holiday, and is now full of turkey/desserts/whatever else you might have eaten/drank over the past few days. I had a good holiday, it was pretty cool to see my sister back on this side of the pond since she spent almost 2 years …