Why is it that on extreme weather days, people always feel the need to start every conversation off with “hot enough for ya?”, as if they somehow have control over a thermostat that they can turn up if you happen to say “no?”, And even if somebody could do that for you, what would be …
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Words Fail Me
Naked man arrested for shouting at trees. There is nothing I could possibly add to this.
Getting Off In Any Way Possible
A Bulgarian man has avoided prosecution and possible jail time because he isno longer a Bulgarian man. Sretko Ickov, who was arrested last year and charged with theft before being released on bail, had a sex change operation during the time he was out of police custody awaiting his day in court. When he, excuse …
Me Talk Good, For Serious
First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …
Tragedy
Those of us here at the VC would like to send our thoughts and condolences to the victimes, families, friends and anyone else touched by the tragedies yesterday in London, England. We’re a small modest site but we have our loyal British readers. We can only hope that this message finds them safe and that …
Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology
Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for …
Finding The News So You Don’t Have To
It seems a lot has happened this week in the world of strange news. As I sit here scanning through the headlines over onAnanova.com,a few things are catching my eye, so since I’m cool like that, I thought I might as well share. Besides, the site is hurting for new material so this is a …
I’m So Not Creative
Every now and then I sit around and think to myself, “self, you have some weird ideas sometimes.” Then I’ll hear about something likethis,and I start to wonder if I’m really all that odd after all. A 38-year-old chinese man has figured out that he can pull a car with his ears while walking on …
"Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves in Zanzibar"
This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever read,and I suggest that you all click over and read it too, even if it’s for no other reason than that this might be your only chance to see the words “sodomizing gremlin” in a serious news article. I’m not even going to try summarizing this …
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This Post Has Nothing To Do With Politics
Ok, actually it does, but not if we use the Stephen Harper definition of the word. Let me explain. Some of Canada’s war veterans are upset and rightfully so that government officials including Harper and Prime Minister Paul Martin missedSunday’s V-E Day Celebration in Europefor political reasons, specifically the current situation that could see the …
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