Never argue with a girlfriend and then let her tie you up as part of a sexual act. ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said. Utility workers recovered the severed organ, and surgeons reattached it. Kim …
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Random Bitchfest
I don’t know. I just have a bunch of thoughts, and none of them feel long enough to make posts of their own, so I figured I’d throw them all together to make a bitch stew. So eat up. Ok, some of these were provoked by Steve’s post about the bank machine Braille and the …
I’ll Let Somebody Else Make The Cork And Screw Jokes
It seems that Queer Beer isn’t alone in the gay alcohol market. In Australia, they now have something calledPansy Wine. Before now I’ve never really considered homo booze as a marketing concept, but the more I think about it, the more the advertising executive side of me keeps cranking out the good ideas. For instance, …
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Queer Beer
Some Swiss businessmen have launched a company called Lemonhead to market a new product known asQueer Beerwhich they hope will help them corner the homosexual market. Ok, is it really a good idea to make a gay beer when your company has the word head in it’s name? And how are they going to sell …
That’ll Leave A Mark
This comes fromthe Reuters news service. LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey …
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
AMMAN – An online romance between a Jordanian man and woman came to a screeching halt when the pair discovered they were husband and wife. Separated for several months, the couple both began seeking an Internet chat room to find new loves. They had no idea that they would find each other. Bakr Melham, who …
This Is Frightening
Adware-infected PCs net slimeware firms $3 a pop
Can You Hear Me Now?
A german scam artist [I refuse to use the word inventor] has releaseda mobile phone for the dead.No, I’m serious, stop laughing. Ok don’t, but I’m still serious. The phone, which goes by the name Telefon-Engel [which translated into English means Phone Angel], comes in a black box with a loudspeaker that is placed on …
Dammit
It appears we’ve been had.
Who’s more stupid?
Ok, I don’t know why this makes me bristle so much, but here we go. I was watching the news, and saw something. Some dick has been running around from Tim Hortons to Tim Hortons swiping the Tsunami donation boxes and casually leaving. Ok. But here’s where I start to get mad. First of all, …