I heard on the news this morning about perhaps the most brilliant man on the face of the planet. He was in the middle of divorce settlement proceedings with his ex-wife and the courts as she tried to rape him for half of the marrital assets (you know, those things that he paid for and …
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Starving Artist
An artist in London England who has spent the last 2 years of his life constructing a giant snot ball from mucus collected from his own nose is now ready to part with his creation. James Robert Ford is searching for an art collector to buy the ball, which has already been displayed at 4 …
Nice Try
Man uses fake wife in divorce court This is your guy with balls story of the day. Click this, it’s really funny.
The Welfare Of The Needy
I read a little while ago that a bunch of housing activists in Quebec are all upset about a proposed law that would allow landlords to take money out of people’s welfare cheques to pay for any back rent that a person might owe. These people are all up in arms over the fact that …
Fucking Citizens Vote
This was sent to me be a reader (apparently we still have a few) who claimed they got it off of an odd news site but gave no more details than that. I’ll overlook it since I liked the story. —Fucking Villagers Vote Residents of an Austrian village called Fucking, have voted against changing the …
Well Hi There
So it’s been a little over a week since my computer died and well, it’s still dead. In fact, it’s much more dead than I was hoping it would be when it went down last Wednesday. The latest on it is that the hard drive is gone and now I’m on the hook for $100 …
The Angry Blind Man’s 6 O’clock News Recap
I’m going to try something that I’ve never tried before because I need to take my mind off of a few things and making fun of people I’ve never met before and venting my anger on them seems like a good way to accomplish that. So with the snappy little introduction complete with reasoning out …
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That’s A Great Idea
Prison Employs Inmates As Guards—————————————————————– A short-staffed prison in Mexico has hired 42 of its most fearsome inmates to act as guards. The convicts-turned-wardens will each be paid between £20 and £100 a month. They will help the real guards keep control in the overcrowded prison at Tepic. According to Mexican newspaper Reforma, the prisoners …
If There Is A God, He’s A Sick Bastard
I’ve heard it said many times that God has a sense of humour, and if there is in fact a God, I have proof that he does, and that it’s twisted as hell. A man who comes from a place not too far away from where I live was recently out driving his car when …
Anything For A Buck
Osama bin Laden Haircut Results in Lawsuit—————————————————————– HONG KONG, China – A woman hoping for Julia Roberts hair entereda salon in Hong Kong and came out looking like Osama bin Laden.At least that is what she claimed. In an attempt to sue the salonfor compensation, Chu Ieu said in court that not only did she …