Did Somebody Say McBullets?

This is one of the sillier you got my order wrong related meltdowns I’ve seen, but even so, dude’s lucky he didn’t get himself killed. A man was so angry he did not get his chicken nuggets, he jumped on the counter at McDonald’s and fired two toy Nerf guns at a staff member before …

No Fooling Around On 1800s April Fool’s Day

There are already a lot of reasons why I’m thankful to not live in the 1800s, and I just discovered one more. Nowadays we don’t do April Fool’s Day the way some of those crazy bastards did April Fool’s Day. Near train derailments, sick babies…and this, which is what Not Funny tags are made of. …

Your Sugar? Yes, Please. Don’t You Pour It Down On Me

I don’t understand why people do this sort of thing in the first place, but I especially don’t get it when the victim is a celebrity. Celebrities have security. Security that’s going to be more than happy to whip your ass at a moment’s notice. Adam Levine Attacked by Sugar Bomb while greeting fans after …

One Snake Throwing Idiot Sentenced, One To Go

One of the men charged after a snake was thrown in a Saskatoon Tim Hortons last year has received a six-month conditional discharge for mischief and causing a disturbance. Christopher Cook, 21, will have to meet a number of conditions, including staying away from the Tim Hortons on the 600 block of 22nd Street W. …

There’s Video Of Last Year’s Tim Hortons Snake Toss

So remember last year when some guy threw a snake at the woman behind the counter in a Tim Hortons? Turns out there’s video of the incident. After watching it, it looks as though the news got the story wrong. It doesn’t look at all like an argument over a food order. It’s more like …

The Punching Game Makes me want to Punch things

I’m writing this from the bus. I’m headed home to my folks so I can at least see my sick step-grandpa I was talking about. I expect I’ll be exhausted but it’ll be worth it. So anyway, I was looking around on Twitter because…well…what else can you do when you’re just riding a bus? I …