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As many questions as this story raises, I’m feeling pretty confident that it does answer at least one. I say this because there’s no way you’re reading it and not feeling like you’ve got a bit of a handle on why Brent Todd Friest’s 8-year-old son might have been visiting a psychologist. St. Paul police …
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Every family has its own strange dynamics that others may not understand. What seems like mean spirited behaviour or child abuse to one might be game night to another. For that reason, I have no problem with the idea that there may come a point in the parent child relationship when binding and gagging your …
I saw this two days ago, but because I am either made of suck and fail, or I’ve been too busy, it goes up today. A couple of Mexican folks could go to jail over a couple of tweets. But these weren’t your ordinary tweets. Gilberto Martinez tweeted that kids were getting kidnapped and shot …
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I said to Steve, I wonder how many April Fools jokes gone wrong I’m going to be finding. Here’s the first one. A girl thought it would be ha ha ha funny to text her buddies and say she had been robbed and shot in the foot. They immediately called the police. The police came …
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I’m ok with people telling Japan jokes. In fact if I had any I’d post the good ones here. But there’s a line where funny becomes not funny, and for me that line most definitely comes somewhere before the point ofusing the Google people finder site to hoax people into thinking that their loved ones …
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I’ve never seen the movie Wedding Crashers, but I do remember the commercials not making it look all that funny. That may explain, at least in very small part, whythis film-inspired prankisn’t all that funny either. Luciana Reichel, 22, thought it would be just haw haw hi-larious to put Visine into her roommate’s water bottle. …
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It looks like our fire in the hole prank-committer has turned himself in, or maybe his parents turned him in. Either way, he’s facing the music, and so he should. The employee has required lots of treatment for the serious burns he received on his face and neck. Yeah, ha ha ha ha, a real …
Just what the hell is so ha ha ha ha funny about these fire in the hole pranks? The idea is you’re going through the drive-through and after you get your food, you yell “Fire in the hole!” and you throw it on the employee. Woo wee! Sounds like a great way to spend your …
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Even if you didn’t mean that and you’re just goofin’ around that’s all, it’s still a poor idea topunch a TSA agent in the chest.Yes, this even applies to people like John Christina who probably aren’t much of a threat, what with the two medical implants, fused wrist and colostomy bag. About 3 p.m. Tuesday, …
When you’re a firefighter, a little practice with the hose probably isn’t a bad thing. But somebody really ought to tell the fellas down at the High Springs, Florida department that practice with the hose is not code forstanding over a coworker with your pecker hanging out while another guy takes a picture of it …
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