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Jessie Bauguess’s whole family sounds screwed up. What a sad bunch. It all started to unravel when Jessie Bauguess brought an exploding pen to school. His grandmother says it was a prank, but it sent a kid to the hospital with burns to his hands and fragments of the pen going into his chest and …
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I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …
I said I need to stop looking at stupidity for a minute. Then I found something that has made me think I need to stop for a few hours. This is so unbelievably preventable, so sad, so…so…stupid! Go read it, and then you’ll be in the same state I’m in right now. 4 men and …
Raquel McGrath sounds like a real winner, who is insuring that her son is headed for trouble. The story goes that her son Steven Avalos put together a nasty gift bag for a local baseball club president full of obscene messages, KY jelly, and other things that he wasn’t sure of, and left it on …
Two teenagers from the town of Campbell River, British Columbia, one 17 and one 18, could be facing charges afterpulling another one of those stupid so-called “pranks” that I for the life of me just don’t get. RCMP in Campbell River, B.C., say the pranksters had propped a garbage can containing at least 100 litres …
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Hey Clarissa Jean Kutil. Next time you decide to do something stupid like revving your car’s engine to startle people sitting on your trunk, don’t do it near a lot of people, because if something goes wrong, you might end up causing the death of a 101-year-old lady. That’s quite the mix-up, confusing reverse for …
Ug! I did think about making a float, ya know, with pop and ice cream, but after reading this story of something else floating in a kid’s soda, that craving is gone. It ran for the hills, calling for mamma. What in hell would possess someone to crap in someone’s soda? And that’s a strange …
Here’s a message to all kids out there. Next time someone dares you to drain the lizard on the baseball field during the national anthem, it would be better to just say no and let them call you a chicken. I’m sure one particular kid is realizing that now. I love all the “Oh but …
Lars O’Mara wanted to carry out a memorable senior prank that would get everybody out of school. What he chose to do will get him a memorable felony charge and an expulsion. So, here’s some advice for everybody else. A good senior prank does not involve making a hoax explosive device. That only wastes authorities’ …
Here’s a little lesson on the poisonous effects of antifreeze for 18-year-old Michael J. Tangney. In ethylene glycol poisoning, the clinical course is initially characterized by mild symptoms that may gradually develop to produce serious or even fatal toxicity. Ethylene glycol poisoning presents many challenges in making a definitive diagnosis. If treatment is initiated early, …