Soon He’ll Have New Neighbours To Feud With…

Remember the whole Richard Zeh fiasco? Well, the guy who put up the Craigslist ad, Philip Conran, has been arrested. What a tool. He was feuding with his neighbour, so said she was wishing to fulfill her dream of having group sex, and posted her address on Craigslist. I guess she got quite a few …

He Had Diplomatic Immunity, Not Immunity From Being Dumb As A Rock

Here comes another joker who thinks telling flight crew members that he’s lighting his shoes on fire is funny funny ha ha ha ha ha! What makes this guy an even bigger dipshit is he’s a diplomat. The man, identified as Mohammed Al-Madidi, was on a flight and decided to sneak a cigarette in the …

More Unfunny April Fools Jokes

Here comes another person who doesn’t understand the difference between a good April Fools joke and a bad one. Michael Kelly’s mom called him up saying his son was missing. So, he drove home way too fast, sped away from police when they tried to pull him over, and got arrested. Then he found out …

Give Me Five Grand, I’ll Get Five Years

Here comes another kid being offered up for sale for who knows what reason. this time it’s a 4-year-old boy. Nobody knows if this guy is serious, and now the ad has been pulled. It’s too bad it’s been pulled, because the ad had a picture of the boy in it, and the woman who …

I’m Hit With A Burrito, Covered In Refried Beans

When a story involvessome idiot doing something dangerous and stupid and calling it a prank *and* a person covered with food,you know we’re posting it. According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his …

Not Welcome At Wal-Mart

This unnamed 50-year-old man needs to grow up. He thought it would be funny to dump “stink bomb liquid” on the floor of Wal-Mart and spray “Super Fart spray” around. He dumped and sprayed so much that 75 people had to be evacuated, and several had headaches and were feeling nauseated. Fire crews had to …

She Wasn’t Shooting Blanks, But He Will Be…

There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …

That’s An Expensive Joke

How is setting a PlayStation in a drive-through a joke? Did I miss the memmo? A woman reported that she, her husband and a friend were in the drive-through when the friend requested some ice tea. When told she wasn’t getting the tea, the friend put the victim’s PS3 and nine games on the ground …

You’re Not Going to Egypt! You’re Not Going to Egypt!

Hmmm. If you knew about the Nigerian man with the explosives in his crotch who tried to blow a plane out of the sky on Christmas, and you knew how that freaked everyone out, do you think, in your wildest dreams, that it would be a good idea to joke about having explosives in your …