People In The Bank Can Turn An LOL Into A Great Big OMG

Jeremy Donaldson, next time you’re bored standing in a bank line, find another way to entertain yourself. Maybe watch the people around you. Maybe somebody’s doing something funny. Or listen to some music. But texting your girlfriend to say the bank is being held up is not a good choice. She may not think you’re …

You Know What Wouldn’t Be Funny?

The poor little kid in this story is so destined for doom. I mean, look at who he has for role models! The story begins with a child being babysat by Jonathon Michael Miller, his mother’s current boyfriend, and Stephen Ray Dilley II, his mother’s ex who is the father of one of her other …

Ha ha ha, I Kill me!

Here’s a message for the kid who texted random phone numbers with the words “I’m committing suicide” and thought it was a good joke. you’re not funny. Learn better ways to be funny. You scared the shit out of complete strangers and wasted the police’s time. If you ever lose someone because they decide to …

Craigslist Is Not A Joke Site, Ok?

What is it with this time of year and people trying to put their kids up for sale? Last year, we had the German EBaby swiftly followed by the Craigsbaby from Edmunton. Now, we have a new one, also a Craigsbaby, from Tampa, and another one who thought the ad on Craigslist offering her baby …

I Am A Rock, I am Naked

Oh boy. Here’s another example of a game that you shouldn’t play because you’re involving more than yourselves. Joshua Sizemore and Amanda Madison are in jail for playing a stripping game. But why would that put them in jail? Because they were throwing baseball-sized rocks at cars from above. Rocks? Stripping? How does this work? …

Another Edition Of The Not so Funny Pranks Files

Hey dude, let’s burn some popcorn in the dorm’s kitchen to set off the fire alarm. that’ll be funny. Haw haw haw. No no, to make it even funnier, let’s tie some dorm rooms shut! yeah! Haw haw hhaw, that’ll be a funny, funny joke! How about no. Next time, let’s tie your dorm room …

A Shocking Lack Of Respect for Electricity

What’s with people wanting to zap kids lately? First I saw the story of Todd Marcum, who put electric dog collars on his kids and shocked them because he thought it was funny. Real funny. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don’t even like the thought of them for dogs! Next I saw the story …

The Desserts Weren’t Sweet, And Neither Were The Kids

Ok, here’s another example of kids taking pranks too far. First we had kids flooding a house by shoving a hose through the mail slot, then there were those milk-vomiting dorks of Arizona, and now we have these sick students at Chapin high school. They laced some brownies and cupcakes to give to the opposing …

Once Again, Not Funny

ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …