Brothers Ian and Matthew Balderama are currently being held on arson and murder charges forsetting fire to their family home by pouring gas down the basement stairs and lighting a match. The blaze, which the 2 idiots set as a prank on their cousin, turned into a joke on their father who was apparently drunker …
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>Not Even The Double Dog Kind Can Explain This
>A family from Vancouver recently returned home from vacation, only to find the house massively damaged by flooding. The cause?Some asshole stuck their garden hose through the mail slot in the front door and turned it on.Reports say that it was allowed to run for an entire day before somebody noticed what was happening and …
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Another Reason Why Beatings Aren’t Always Bad
This is the second time in a week that I’ve seen a story like this one, and for the second time in a week I have to ask why there aren’t going to be criminal charges. If I were to do this would I not be charged with making a false report? Why should these …
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That’s Funny Stuff, Kids
Teenagers’ prank launches homicide investigation Police are constantly coming up with charges nobody has ever heard of to nail people for all kinds of reasons, but now, when they really should be nailing these little shits to the wall, they aren’t going to? Come on, at least make them pay the wages of every person …
Of All The Things To Copycat…
I’m not sure what got into the water last weekend, but hot on the heels ofthe German eBabycomes the story of a couple from Vancouver wholisted their “very cute” week-old baby on Craigslistbecause, they say, they couldn’t afford to keep her. Just like yesterday, the couple is claiming that the post was a hoax. And …
Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!
A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking afterlisting the boy for sale on eBayover the weekend. According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new …
Haw Haw Haw, You Really Got Me There
You’d think that of all the people who should know that pretending to break into somebody’s house as a joke is a dumb idea, a police officer would be right at the top of the list, but apparently not. Perhaps the bullet the doctors had to dig out of his stomach will serve as a …