Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …
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That would be one hell of a way to start your day. You’re strolling along, taking your morning walk, when…you are attacked by a rabid otter! Seriously? Yup, very seriously. That’s what happened to 96-year-old Morrell Denton. The otter was sure determined. Two dudes, along with Denton, tried to get it off. One of them …
What a horrible thing to come home to. You walk up to your house and find the locks have been changed, there’s a padlock on the door and a note telling you to contact Bank of America because you’ve been foreclosed on. But you’ve been making all the payments and you never got a note …
This is pretty dumb. I at first thought it was happening over in the UK, but I realize that no, it’s happening right here in Canada, in British Columbia. There’s a new law that says that it’s a crime for a dog to chase any animal. Yup, and all our dogs will get right on …
I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …
After I watched this video about a woman with a Botfly larva in her head, I couldn’t get her out of my head. Ug. *shiver* Any sighties out there, does it look bad? It sounds positively ug. This seriously sounds like something from a horror movie. I love how she goes from “Oh my god …
After reading this story of a mother forcing her son to kill his hamster because of bad grades, That Jebb Fink bit doesn’t seem nearly so cruel. My daughter’s hamster died. I figured its a life lesson right? So she comes in very upset and asks “Why did he die, what’d I do wrong, is …
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Well shit, this story has put this song in my head. Ok, there’s an old magazine all about Canadian history. It is called “The Beaver.” Why? Because goddamn it, or maybe goddam it, the beaver is our national symbol. But now they’re thinking of changing the magazine’s name. What bugs me about this story is …
Ha ha, I have the keyboard. I have the keyboard I have the keyboard. Hmmm I wonder if I can get this done in time for kibble. It’s almost time to eat that yummy kibble kibble kibble stuff. Speaking of kibble, I’ve noticed I get a bit less kibble than I used to. Carin said …
Ok fellow blinks, next time someone thinks you count steps, tell them that stuff’s what ants do! It’s a good thing there are ethics boards in place to prevent someone from trying this experiment on blinks to find out if they count steps too.