You know you really really love diet pepsi when you keep buying it and drinking it even after finding a dead mouse in a pepsi can. Yeah, now they just buy the bottles and pour it into a glass. That makes it so much better. I wouldn’t be able to drink the stuff after drinking …
Category Archives: other animals
Dear Maggie Laidlaw
Why are you making me look and feel like an idiot? Yes, me personally. Do you remember 2006? Back when we had that election thing? I used one of my votes on you. I did that because I listened to you speak and read my newspapers regularly and thought you would be a good choice. …
Shoo, PETA, Don’t Bother Me
Ug here we go with more PETA bullshit. I think even flies can smell it and would consider it fine food. President Obama swatted a fly in an interview. PETA decided to seize upon this opportunity and bitch about it, sending him a humane bug catch and release fly trap. This reminds me of something …
Was This The Lion From The Wizard Of OZ?
Don’t beat these chihuahuas with a spatula. I think they just saved the lives of Ana Lee Spray and her whole family. Apparently, Spray woke up to a hell of a lot of barking from her 3 toy chihuahuas, each weighing about 3 pounds. they were in the garage. When she checked on the dogs, …
Rich Little Bird
Watch this video! Let’s hope this bird never comes to a city where there are audible signals and decides to mimic them, and some silly blind person believes him. Isn’t that an amazing talent?
Come On, Feel The Noise, And Run In The Other Direction
In case you ever find yourself amid a cricket infestation, the good folks of Tuscarora, Nevada say they don’t like that old time rock and roll. Seriously. They set out stereos that form a perimeter and blast classic rock music at them. That’s the only weapon they find turns them away. Wow. I wonder if …
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Sucking The Eyes Right Out Of Her Head
Ug. A leech stuck to your eyeball? I read that story and shrieked. I can’t decide if that’s creepier than the bee beard. I think the beard still wins because the person willingly allowed those bees to sit there.
That Squirrel had To Die
Hey squirrels! Get the hell out of Spokane. Park officials have decided you’re too much trouble, so they’re going to detonate you and your tunnels. Yup, seriously. they’ve bought a product called the rodenator that’s supposed to collapse ground rodents’ burrows and kill the squirrels in a humane way. Yeah, because suffocating an animal to …
Well Bless My Little Pointed Head, I’m Howling At The Moon
I thought I had an imaginative mind. It likes to add detail to things, or connect things or events that might only be coincidence. Sometimes it reminds me of scary things as I walk down a street in the dark. But I don’t recall a time when it caused me to believe an inanimate object …
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I guess Size Matters
There’s not much to this story, but I can’t stop laughing at the image of someone hucking a five-foot inflatable penis at a police horse. I’m sure it wasn’t funny at the time since it spooked the horse, but um…what an image. I also like the idea that after some woman smacked another police horse …