Here’s a story that makes no sense. Brandy and Paul Romero wanted to sell their cockatoo. Donna Greenwell wanted to buy it, but didn’t have the money so said “How about I give you $175 and these here two kids? And the couple took the kids! the woman who gave them the kids is apparently …
Category Archives: other animals
Fire And Lice
Note to everyone out there. If you get lice, for god’s sake, don’t try to kill them with gasoline. There are shampoos, even tea tree oil is apparently good. But when you use gasoline, things don’t go well, as the family and friends of Jessica Brooks are now horribly aware. Jessica suffered serious burns when …
He Went Ape Shit Crazy
This story about Travis the 200-LB ape who went nuts wouldn’t have been super weird except for a few things. First, I love the image I have of him getting his hands on the house keys to free himself and unbuckling his seatbelt and getting out of the car to play in the street. I …
It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings
Here’sthe latest from PETA. They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens. I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves. “Nobody …
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Bird Poop in Aisle 3
Here’s something else weird that happened to me when I was home for the holidays. I got a new braille watch which is awesome. Because braille watches are watches that you use by opening the face and touching the hands, they get more ware than your average watch. They get dirty. the latch that holds …
That’s Definitely A Cool Cat Now
Ok, what the hell? First we had a burglar putting a dog in the oven, now we have a cat in the freezer. these sick freaks seemed to be more into causing damage and pain than robbing the guy, but what is with pets being put inside appliances lately? Thankfully, this time the cat was …
Traumatic Insemination Indeed!
Reading this makes me very very very happy I’m not a female squid. Eek! What a way to screw. But there’s one major flaw I see in this theory. If squid always lived in the deep ocean, then why would they need to see? Shouldn’t they have evolved other ways of sensing what those who …
Swimmin’ Around The Christmas Tank
A group of Scottish researchers may have just won the most pointless experiment ever award, and if there’s any justice in this world, they’ll be earning some animal cruelty charges as well. Sharks and Rays at the Loch Lomond Sea Life Centre in Balloch, Dunbartonshire will suffer immeasurable agony in the coming days and weeks …
Who, Who, who Looks Really Stupid
Oooo! Here’s another case of negotiating with a dummy. This one involved RSPCA and fire personnel trying to coax a plastic owl off a fire pole. Firemen and RSPCA officers were left feeling like right Twit-twoo’s after spending hours trying to rescue a toy owl from a telegraph pole. A passer-by – concerned the owl …
Hmmm. Are Printers Supposed To Hiss?
Maybe I’m just a big wimp, but I think if I found a metre-long snake in my printer, I wouldn’t be too calm about it. I wouldn’t just think “Oh, he’s in here somewhere. Stuff falls over from time to time.” That snake is going to need to eat, and if it doesn’t get out …