Hey everybody. It’s been a while. did ya miss me? Of course you did! Everybody loves me and misses me and wants to pet me and…oh yeah, I can’t get a pet. I’m working right now. So the c-c-c-c-cold is coming back. But somehow, this year, it doesn’t seem so scary and confusing. for one …
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Now That’s A Tough Man. A Fool, But A Tough Man
Jesus! If you need a guy to be reliable no matter what, Gilbert Genn is your man. He got repeatedly stabbed by a deer, but just pulled the beast off of him, sorta patched himself up and proceeded to a meeting that he says he absolutely couldn’t miss. Dude, go to a hospital. I’m sure …
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Ooo! It’s A Human Tug toy!
I think I have a new word for idiot. It’s Zitnick! What else would you call a dork like Anthony Zitnick who brought his girlfriend into another man’s home who just happened to be keeping some wild animals. He had permits for them all, but still. The owner of the home was gone, and he’d …
But I Don’t Know Why We Swallowed The Fly…
Officials in Deltona, Florida, have come up with what they hope will be the answer to the city’s serious problem with insects. The plan is tomove a bunch of bats into the area to eat them.Experts say that just one bat is capable of consuming about 1000 mosquito-sized bugs per hour, making them a good …
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Something ticked Off Cyril Sneer!
For some reason, the story about a raccoon ripping through an old man’s house with wreckless abandon makes me chuckle. Maybe it’s because a mamma raccoon found her way into a chimney of a woodstove that was out in dad’s wood shop and had her babies there when I was a kid. Maybe it’s because …
Invisible Sanity
Can somebody please tell me what invisible string looks like? I can’t figure out how Iranians saw it on a pigeon. This is going to sound mean, but is their an outbreak of schizophrenia in Iran, or are there a lot of people suffering from some kind of hallucinations? Invisible string? What the hell is …
Drunken Fat Boy
I don’t have anything else to say except oh look! A drunken horse in a pool! Hahahahahahha! That’s about as funny as the drunken moose. And they both ate rotten apples.
Oh Rats!
Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
Ooo! Your Headlights Make Me Horny!
Oh no. Now, not only are people humping cars, so are moose! Even scarier is they think something called brain worm made the moose do this. So do the human object-humpers have that too?
Is A Fox’s Tail Really That Cool?
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …