I probably wouldn’t have written about this, except I feel this woman’s pain. I know how much it hurt when Babs bit my hand. I can’t imagine a monkey biting down on my hand, and then munching on it for up to a minute. Ouch ouch ouch! By the sounds of it, the lab has …
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Ryan’s Quality Pet Food Is A Quality Store
I’ve been full of negativity and criticism today, and already have a post waiting in the wings where I completely rip apart what a hotel calls service, so I felt like some positivity would be nice. Hey everybody in Guelph and the surrounding area. If you have a pet, if you can, get your food …
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The Bird Who Cried Wolf
Luna is a lucky bird. She has summoned police several times to her owners’ house with things she has learned to say, yet she is still loved. Years ago, she cried like a baby, police thought a baby had been left unattended, so they came a knockin’ with children’s Aid folks in tow. Just a …
The Minks Would Say Thanks If They Could
I don’t care what your views are on fur farming, so please, spare me the it’s awful speeches. The point here is that you can’t dispute that the animal rights nuts who broke into the Rippin fur farm and released 6000 minksare the worst kind of activists. A clue goes a long way guys, I …
Urethra! We’ve Found It!
This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard. While he was …
Rest In Peace, Shamu
Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …
Goodbye, Chicken!
Here’s an event I’m glad I never saw when I was in Quebec. In the town of Thetford mines, there has been an event for the past few labour days where the organizers draw lines on the ground, chop a chicken’s head off, and people make bets on where the body’s final resting place will …
>Newsflash, You’re Busted
>Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
A Couple More Snake Stories
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
The Poor Thing!
I love pets. I would do lots for them, but this is too much. The cat got hit by a car, he had both his eyes messed with, his nasal cavity was shunted to the back of his brain, he needs a feeding tube in his neck and has his jaw fixed with wires and …