Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …
Category Archives: other animals
Goodbye, Chicken!
Here’s an event I’m glad I never saw when I was in Quebec. In the town of Thetford mines, there has been an event for the past few labour days where the organizers draw lines on the ground, chop a chicken’s head off, and people make bets on where the body’s final resting place will …
Newsflash, You’re Busted
Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
A Couple More Snake Stories
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
The Poor Thing!
I love pets. I would do lots for them, but this is too much. The cat got hit by a car, he had both his eyes messed with, his nasal cavity was shunted to the back of his brain, he needs a feeding tube in his neck and has his jaw fixed with wires and …
More Snakes!
What is making all the snakes escape? Now one got loose in Montreal! I know it was smaller, but it would still be freaky.
What Is It About Snakes And Maine?
Everybody in Maine: Check for pythons! Looks like not one, but two pythons have been found slithering on the loose in the state. Eek!
Mmm…Dead Skin
I don’t know about you, but for me, dunking my feet in a tank full of toothless carp so they can nibble off my dead skin does not sound like a cool way to be pampered. Maybe my feet would look nice after, but I don’t know how the rest of me would feel.
So There *Is* A Monster Eating My Socks!
Shiver! Shiver! Imagine reaching into your washing machine and finding an eight-foot snake! I can’t stop shivering! Hey, Jill, I wonder if it was Boo! Damn this story, damn it to hell. I have to do laundry tomorrow. Now every time I reach into the washing machine, I’m going to hear, “Hissssss!”
Guess What, We Have Traps For That Now
You’re not gonna believe this, but there are people out there who see nothing wrong with using a .44 magnum to kill mice. And I’m sure you’ll be stunned by this one too, these people live in a trailer. And just to complete the trifecta, the mice appear to have survived unharmed, naturally. The woman, …