Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Oh god. Yuck! *Wrinkles nose*. Ug. Ok, I’ll stop now. What I’m trying to say is I think I’ve found something worse than dog piss in the central air vents. Wanna guess what it is? Maybe you don’t. It’s skunk! Yep, you heard me right, fucking skunk. Now their house is destroyed, they’re having to …
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Ok, it was weird enough that a guy was dared to punch a camel and did so, but this fine phrase made me giggle: He accepted the dare and was detained afterward by security personnel, but he soon escaped and tried to run from the park with his fiends, police said. Oh, those fiends. Those …
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Heeheehee. Why, every time I think about this story about a seal trying to rape a penguin do I giggle? Maybe it’s this description that does it. The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it. The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape – but to no avail. …
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>You know, when you decide to rob a mobile home, bringing a six-foot alligator along for the ride probably isn’t a good idea. What did he think. Did he think the alligator would defend him? Did he think the police would just let him go by because he had an alligator in the back seat? …
Here are two cases of men who are lucky they don’t live in Scotland, because if they did, they’d be on the sex-offenders registry so fast, and they’d sure deserve it more than Ye old bike-humper. There’s Joshua Coman of Kansas who likes canine ass, and was very fortunate that his victim, a rottweiler, didn’t …
Jen sent me something fucking hillarious. It’s a little weird, but I thought someone else might get a kick out of it, especially if that someone owns a cat. In case anyone wonders what the hell a Roomba is, it’s a vacuum that moves all on its own and goes around and under the objects …
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>Angela Nellany recently pled no contest to charges that she attempted to kill her husband Paul with a can full of wasps. Where did this story appear? That would beThe Modesto Bee,of course.
18 Feb, Mon, 21:46:34Google:ric flair hurts guinea pig I haven’t seen Raw yet, is there something I should know about? Ok, What The Fuck Department, you know what to do.
Wow, what a mess. Let’s start at the beginning. On a farm near Newton, a dog gave birth to some pups. She was not vaccinated against rabies. She then killed a rabid skunk, and ta da, we have the beginnings of a situation. It’s no surprise that her pups got rabies. They’re nursing, licking their …
Hmmm. Even though the house is in ruins, what do you wanna bet the bugs are still alive?