>Are squirrels super valuable in Israel? If not, do any of you have another way to explainthis?I hope so, because I’ve got nothin’, at least nothin’ better than mental illness. The victim, whose name was not released, said he was carrying his pet squirrel in his fanny pack when Surami grabbed it and tried to …
Category Archives: other animals
He’s a Sad Panda
Man, we’re dumb. I sometimes wonder why we do studies, because we never learn from them. China is trying to replenish the giant panda population. So their plan is to breed a panda in captivity, give it 3 years of survival and defense training and then release it. They did, and released Xiang Xiang. Because …
Say A Prayer For The Kids Today
A little over a year ago, Iposteda short note about a Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with it. Well, today I have the sad duty of reporting that the goat hasdiedafter choking on a plastic bag she tried to eat while picking up scraps on …
Baaaaahd Boy! Put Down That Paint Can!
A New York state man who broke into a barn in the middle of the night, spray-painted the genitals of 3 goats orange and left behind a number of pornographic magazines has had charges of burglary and animal cruelty dropped in exchange for himself and an accomplice making donations totalling nearly $2000 to their local …
Wow, Just…Wow!
I mentioned earlier that it’s getting harder and harder for me to find things in the news that I truly consider weird. Well, that bar is about to be set even higher. Observe. A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, …
March 2nd’s Odd Combination Of Things
Like I saidlast time,some of these links will probably stop working after a little while. This is normal. Like I also said last time, feel free to send things in, I can always use more material. Ok, here we go. *In some news I’m very happy to hear, the British government isconsidering giving police the …
Rabbits Growl?
I learned something yesterday that still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. I learned that rabbits can growl! Now wouldn’t that be funny to hear? I looked for a while for recorded rabbit growls, but sadly, I can’t find any. So here’s my question. Has anyone heard a rabbit growl? What does it …
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
Flame-Ingos
Gay flamingos strike long-term relationship this one’s weird. Weird and interesting.
Nice Going, Captain Hook
Bad idea: Using artillery shells as paperweights.Worse idea:Using those paperweights to crush bugs. There’s nothing I could ever hope to add to this other than I’m glad this guy was never a teacher of mine, and how great would it be if the bug ended up surviving?