Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
In spite of what some of you may think of a few of my grade school dating choices, I’ve never been caught having sex with a donkey. But if I were, I’d be doing my best to keep a really low profile and make sure that as few people as possible found out. but that’s …
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While I was off having not the greatest of holiday Monday’s for reasons Carin has already mentioned, this was busy landing in my inbox. Thanks, Brother Brad! The other day I was watching the Hamilton news, and they, for some reason, did a story on a woman from Arkensaw who started a very unusual business. …
Since I’m sure a few of you have been wondering (search statistics don’t lie), there is now scientific evidence to suggest that having sex with animals is twice as likely to give you penis cancer than sticking to those old, boring humans. Lead author Stenio de Cassio Zequi, a urologist in Sao Paulo, gave Live …
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I won’t be at all surprised if this story is outed as a fake at some point, but since I’ve seen it in a few places now, here goes. If it is true, it is without question the greatest defense for doing anything that there has ever been and possibly will ever be. Sunday Moyo, …
There’s a lot of stuff you don’t see in wrestling anymore. Guys that look different, guys with ring names that aren’t completely ridiculous, somebody wrestling a bear…wait, what? Believe it or not, years ago, that was a thing. My knowledge of bear match history isn’t very good. Being both a Canadian and a kid who …
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I got this emailed to me the other day, and I couldn’t stop laughing. In explaining it to Steve, I just couldn’t do it justice. I still can’t decide if the reason for all the laughing was because it was that funny or because I was still recovering from some weird flu and was way …
Well, Steve and I were going to do a cast all about the rapture just so we could joke about it and laugh a lot at Harold Camping. But Steve’s had a little trouble sleeping lately, so just wasn’t feelin’ it. So I figured I’d ramble a while here. You can see that it’s after …
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I’m gonna cry. Seriously. Gonna lay down my head and cry. We try to write intelligent things on Twitter and on the blog, and between us, Steve and I have 250 followers or so. But a bunch of birds pecking on a bacon fat-covered keyboard get 2654 followers. Whyyyyy? I’m telling you, it’s like the …
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I love and hate lawyers for exactly the same reason. They’re willing to say any fucking thing no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Most of the time it’s completely infuriating, but other times the shit that comes out of their mouthes is so entertaining that it’s hard to stay angry for long. On this day, …
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What the? Apparently, you can marinate your cat and not be found guilty of cruelty to animals. And how exactly is that possible? Maybe someone close to Gary L. Korkuc can explain what is not cruel about that. Meanwhile, I’ll be shaking my head.