It’s time once again for an episode of what the hell is up with these commercials? This one took us a while to put together, and it has less in it. There’s been this ad campaign pushing Ontario as the place to be. I think it started when we moved into this apartment, because I …
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When They Say They Give An Honest Telling Of Events, They Ain’t Kidding.
I wouldn’t have written about this story about a guy gettin’ it on with 3 horses, except for what I saw the guy’s mug shot had been labeled as. The picture was seriously labeled “horse_fucker.jpg”. Yup. That’s what someone at the Covington News thought would be a good name for Byron Christopher Jordan’s picture on …
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Going Snaky
You know how much I love a good snake story. Imagine you’re driving along, and suddenly, there’s a snake’s head sticking out of your AC vent. Well, Patty Everett doesn’t have to imagine that. That’s what happened to her. I love how, when asked if she was scared, she said “Well, somebody crapped in my …
Guide Cats for the Blind
I got this link today, and had a good chuckle. You know how people joke about what would happen if you tried to train a cat to guide? Well, here’s what would. I don’t think anyone would be signing up for one of these. Here are the words in case there are no captions on …
Parrot Want A Mate?
Wow. This video of one of those conservationist guys getting humped by a parrot made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. This is about as good as that story of that seal trying to get frisky with a penguin, except this one has a video!
Chicken Suit For The Poll?
Hmmm. Here’s a tricky one to wrap your head around. Remember our buddy ol’ pal Sue bring a chicken to the doctor Lowden? Well, her health care idea has caused quite the stir. People have been showing up at polling places dressed as chickens, and Nevada’s Secretary of State has had enough. He banned people …
Janice Want Some Handcuffs?
You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …
>That’s Not A Booger
>*shiver*. Imagine having a fanged leech pulled from your nose! Eek! Really, I have nothing else to say.
The Dryer Vent Has A Duck In It!
When I saw the story of a man calling firefighters to get a duck out of his dryer vent, I thought I’d put it up here to give Brad a chuckle, and maybe Jill since she’s had to deal with fugitive snakes. It doesn’t matter how many times I read that story, I still both …
This One Wasn’t Playing
I wonder what, besides alcohol, compelled Donald Wolfe to try and resuscitate a dead possum. I love the following quote. Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.” I wonder if he was trying to make up for Kevin A. Temple’s drunken …