Now that’s a sign of either a desperate man or a bad economy or both. A guy set up a banner near a mall saying he’d let them kick him in the balls if they paid him. The price was originally 5 bucks a kick, but he dropped it to 3 bucks for his only …
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Put This Idea In The Can And Don’t Even Think Of Looking In Mine
So a suicide bomber blew himself up and the bomb was in his rectum. Now airlines folks are trying to figure out how to check for…bum-bombs? Don’t even start. Just don’t. Just think of what agents could do to us because of this. They say the x-ray scan machines would do it, but just ask …
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>Hope It’s Not A Good Luck Charm
>Man Hospitalized After Drilling through Live Round to Make Keychain Charm Bla bla bla, another person drilling through, or hammering on, live ammo. but there was one line that spoke to me and said he needed a place up here. The man did not immediately seek treatment, but consulted with his neighbor and eventually went …
A Quick Anatomy Lesson
Here’s a helpful tip for anyone who has the uncontrollable urge to stuff a pen up their urethra. If you get it in too far, it will not come out your ass. It’s too late for the 57-year-old man who thought his urethra was connected to his butt, but he did manage to become a …
Off With Their Heads, And Then Off With Mine!
The poor, poor adoptive parents of Christopher Monks. They’ll be wondering what they did wrong for a long time. He apparently met this other guy, Shaun Skarnes, on the net, and together, they decided to kill Monks’s parents. Afterwards, Skarnes would satisfy Monks by….biting off his penis? Whaaat? Yup, that’s what he wanted. Luckily, nobody …
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>one-eyed, no-brained parking lot pecker poker
>Here’s another example of dorks, ha ha, funny I should call them dorks, letting people who claim to be doctors shoot them full of who knows what. These ones were told the injections would enlarge their penises. Well, I guess technically they did, since all of the men contracted an infection so I’m sure there …
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Sacks On Fire
Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
You Are Here?
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …
When Committing A Robbery, Watch Your Step
Ow, oo, ee. Jason Durant probably won’t be robbing banks for a long, long time. Although this isn’t the full story, this is the most vivid description of his, um, fate, that I can find. He robbed the bank, and started to make his way to his getaway vehicle when… he fell down a steep …
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Chop Chop
Yikes. that’s a protest. A misguided one, but a protest. An indian union leader said that his workers were so desperate for food that they were willing to cut off their own fingers and eat them, so he decided to be the first to do it. I don’t understand the purpose of a union if …